Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. The world is plagued with skien but everyone tortures every skien they see.

I wish to be the main antagonist in the wybel lore

 

Granted but you become Skien

 

OH FUCK
ok no wish so

I wish for skien to be reduced to atoms.

 

Granted but replace skien with bast

 

Granted but bast has now gone rogue and is spamming "NERRD" to every person she sees.

I wish we never started wishing

 

Granted, this creates a paradox that wipes out the universe

I wish I was STILL WORTHY

 

Granted, you're worthy but more useless than aqua

I wish to witness a super nova from earth

 

Granted, said supernova occurs on our sun, destroying all life.

I wish for a belt

 

Granted you also constantly wear a scorpian diaper

I wish for a cool forest where I live

 

Granted. The forest is filled with dangerous beasts that attack your home each night.
I wish that Bricklink did site-wide May 4 deals

 

Granted bu

I wish for $3.50

 

Granted. The next night somebody stole all your money.

I wish for wool

 

Granted. It's filled with wool lice
I wish for the power to win any race

Granted but what??

 

Granted. Everyone now hates races and are officialy banned.

I wish for Cluster with T3 neutral skin

 

Granted, the T3 skin is changed so that it looks exactly like Cluster's current skin.

I wish for a Discoverer

 

Granted. But due to balabcing reason they added -1000% loot quality.

 

U dont have a wish so cant be granted

I wish for a reason to come back

 

Granted. Someone says that you won a mythic giveaway but you get scammed, and you're so pissed that you decide to lootrun to get a mythic.

I wish for nothing.

 

Granted. This nothing is effectively a miniature black hole that destroys the universe.
I wish to be a better DM

 

Wish granted. You become so good you become obsessed with your newfound skills and quite literally DM yourself to death.

I wish that little white line at the top of my pfp wasn't there and NOTHING else.