Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you become immortal.

I wish to be better at drawing human figures.

 

Granted. You didn’t specify how much better you had to be, or how good you were, so you upgrade to the ability to draw stick figures. Have fun~


I wish Pokemon Sword and Shield were better games.

 

Granted, their release date is delayed by a decade.

I wish for a sandbox mode in Wynncraft.

 

Granted. A mode in minecraft is added such that all you do is stare at a sandbox and eat sand.

I wish for dark mode to be darker

 

Granted, it is so dark that everything becomes pitch-black.

I wish for a final boss to be added to Wynncraft

 

Granted; the final boss is moved from levels 100 to 104 to level 10, and Wynncraft removes all content past level 10.

I wish for a cookie that does not cause suffering.

 

Wish granted, it’s oatmeal raisin

I wish for sig figs to stop existing

 

Granted, fig trees stop existing

I wish the Fallen Factory had an enderchest in the area before the boss room

 

Granted, but it's just there for show, kept behind a barrier block.

I wish the Shaman class was replaced by a fair, balanced, fun-to-play, and not VIP exclusive Shield user class.

 

Granted, the Shield class has nonexistent damage potential

I wish there was an identifier and blacksmith in the Qira Hive

 

Granted, they are at the very top of the Hive, and you have to climb for about ten minutes to get there.

I wish for safety.

 

Wish granted. You didn’t specify that you wanted to be safe all the time, so your safety is compromised every other day.


I wish for a copy of Luigi’s Mansion 3.

 

Granted; the next day, you realize you've been banned from Wynncraft as a trade-off.

I wish to drop out of history and keep my GPA.

 

Wish granted. you dropped out and kept ur GPA but no one wants to hire you and you can never find a job.

I wish to be a god and create my own world.

 

Granted, but your world becomes corrupted (stupid things turning sentient) and your powers are revoked.

I wish to be the best (at everything)

 

Granted, you die because negative qualities such as suicide are also affected

I wish to eat some good buttered steak

 

Granted. the buttered steak you ate was so good you weren't able to find anymore like it, you eventually fall into despair and starve to death from the obsession with that steak.

I wish for magic to exist.

 

Granted. Magic (the gathering) was created in some year by some company (Wizards of the Coast) and is filled with... 0 anime waifus. Despair at the cost of the cards going upwards of $500, and your inability to make a good deck.

I wish I had an eraser that didn't smudge.

 

Granted, your pencil smudges instead.

I wish there were more boss altars

 

Granted. They’re all unfair though, and only one person is allowed in each arena so you
can’t bring more people to make it easier.

I wish I could meet Billie Eilish.