Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it's some niche, crazy difficult (and useless in real life) calculus class.

I wish Pokemon Sword and Shield traded its "Curry Dex" for a National Dex

 

Granted, they skip finishing the bad textures to save time instead.

Celsius is directly comparable to kelvin, the actually scientific measure of temperature, while the Fahrenheit is a lot less directly connected. Degrees of Celsius and Kelvin are the same, while Fahrenheit is a lot smaller, 5/9 iirc. Thus celcius is a lot more useful in connection to the sciences. Also, 0 and 100 is a lot nicer to work around than 32 and 212, now that we're using a ten based number system.

I wish I was better at formulating tangents.

 

See, this I don’t understand. They already said that they can’t add all the pokemon in, so gamefreak’s trying to make the best of it by adding requested features like better character customization and BOTW cooking. Would you rather have a national dex and virtually no content?

Granted. I have absolutely no idea which tangent you mean, so I can’t grant your wish. Be more specific next time.




I wish I could give Spinel a hug.

 

Wish granted but the hug never ends... so you must have your arms cut off to escape.

I wish I could fall asleep faster... and wake up rested.

 

:C

Granted, you fall asleap at random times and wake up 20 hours later, feeling rested. You cannot be woken up until the full 20seconds have passed.

I wish potatos were real... D:

 

Granted, they're poisonous.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

 

Wish granted, as soon as the sun sets you are asleep until sun rise.

I wish I never needed to sleep again and was some how still healthy.

 

Granted, you now suffer from indefinite sleep paralysis.

I wish I did something other than simply being a sack of potatoes today.

 

Granted. You became a sack of poisonous potatoes.

I wish my build thread had less people asking for 6 builds across levels in 1 request

 

Wish granted, people now start asking for 7 builds across levels in one request.

I wish more people played forum games.

 

Wish granted. Everyone in the forums is now involved in war games in the Guilds tab.

I wish VIP Town wasn't destroyed by Bak'al and survived today.

 

Granted, but you will get scammed by the scam merchant.

I wish tiktok wasn't a thing

 

Granted, but musicly comes back.

I wish global warming wasn't as bad

 

Wish granted, it's now the perfect temperature for life... particularly killer wasps, which now live all around the world.

I wish spiders were super chill with humans like to the point of making great pets.

 

Granted, they now eat cats and dogs...

I wish for a pet lizard.

 

Granted. It does not obey you and it is the size of Detlas.

I wish for Dern to be released.

 

Wish granted but it's only accessible if you pay $20 a month to use it. Also no Items or quests are added with it.

I wish for whoever replies to this comment to have a great day.

 

Granted, I lose both legs in a tragic bus accident tomorrow. (I actually have a welcoming day with events and stuff at school today, so it ain't that bad today, thanks!)

I wish for internal discipline.

 

Granted. You have no external discipline.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

Granted. Your wish is now a corrupted undead soldier mindlessly wandering the plains of Wynn.

I wish for Shadow of Israphel to be completed.