Corrupt A Wish!

You have to illustrate them.
i wish I had a life.

 

you do... we are making a children's book together... (I mean if you are willing to use ms paint illustrations ill actually make one with you, because I'm bored all the time)

I wish I had a cool job.

 

granted. U write AND illustrate 1000+ page colored editions of Stephen Kong’s novels.
I wish I had a wish.

 

Granted, you can't use it.

I wish there was a minecraft cave update.

 

Wish granted, all those air pockets (the non cave part of caves) are replaced with stone.

I wish an apple.

 

Granted, you can no longer be treated by doctors.

I wish bright lights didn’t give me headaches.

 

Congratulations! Everything but bright lights now gives you headaches.

I wish for cat girls to go extinct

Ps- he wished for a SINGULAR apple, not apples everyday

 

Wish granted. Due to the lack of cat girls corgi girls become super popular.

I wish for an orange.

 

How could I be mad? In my mind, my wish still made me happy. Thank you for letting me discover this amazing doggo!

https://i.redd.it/w2v0c9hifgr21.jpg

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You get a mildly irritating orange
https://yt3.ggpht.com/a/AGF-l78KDpPbxiNiKAarlovVFbQPZY57mAppx3JSmQ=s288-c-k-c0xffffffff-no-rj-mo

I wish worms smelled like lilacs

 

Wish granted, but now lilacs for some reason smell bad, and therefore worms do too. Did you really not know about corgis? if you think those are cool look up husky corgi mixes

I wish for a pet rock that can speak English.

 

Granted, it keeps insulting you.

I wish for a fluffy blanket.

 

Granted. It's the fur of a husky corgi mix. :c

I wish for a pet moss.

 

Granted, it consumes your house.

I wish for a trip to the beach.

 

Wish granted you get to go to to Kamilo Beach yay.

I wish for a bag of popcorn.

 

Granted, you burn it in your microwave and your house smells of popcorn until you die.

I wish the Pacific Garbage Patch would go away.

 

Granted, it's annihilated through nukes.

I wish I was better at socializing.

 

Granted, you have too many friends to keep track of.

I wish my computer would stop crashing.

 

Wish granted it crashes one last time and never crashes again, also never starts again.

I wish there was a bubble of air around my house that was like normal air but it stays 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round.

 

Granted, they forget a zero so now it's forever 7 degrees around your house.

I wish america'd just accept the superiority of the metric system and switch to the Celsius.

 

Granted, however it gets banned by a biased moderator! *wink wink*

Granted, however, the government wastes time passing this law instead of doing something about the schools, guns, and drugs.
(also, isn’t fahrenheit more precise than celsius or something? I understand why meters > miles, but the only benefit to celsius is memorizing when water freezes/boils)


I wish I was placed in a harder math class.