Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you now have a vulture.

I wish professions weren't a waste of time.

 

Granted, the only way to get any armor or accessories is through crafting

I wish people were smart

 

Granted, as everyone else has ascended to the upper plane of intelligence, you're now comparatively degraded to a dum dum.

I wish to know how motivation works.

 

Granted, but now you know it is useless and continue the life of dorito couch potato, realizing Wynncraft isn't worth it and then you end up depressed because nothing has a purpose.

I wish that my cat would be careful with those claws, OW!

 

Granted, but now your cat is scared of going anywhere for fear of scratching things.

I wish magic was real.

 

Granted, now your school bully is a wizard/ witch and now abuses you with their power.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted, but eveeyone's okay with the status que so nothing improves, no one is motivated.

I wish evolution was faster

 

Granted, but now everyone keeps changing overnight until no one is recognizable.

I wish we had a cure for cancer.

 

Granted, but there is only one of the cures in the universe and scientist s study it to death


I wish for a free rank without getting hacked

 

Granted, but now everyone wants the free rank and are spamming you to know how to get it.

I wish everyone was happy.

 

Granted, now evewyone luvs anime uwu
no i dont watch anime btw

I wish I knew what is so good about anime

 

Granted, but now all your time is spent watching anime.

I wish I could see what's outside the universe.

 

Granted, but you will lose your mind, lovecraft style.

I wish I had a cookie right now

 

@Happi come bak

Granted. It's even chocola- fvck, it's an oatmeal raisin.

I wish happi came back

 

Granted, she's unrecognizable in a bad way (plz no)

I wish for politics to be focused on the global increase of human well being and the global decrease of human suffering, and be based on reason and facts.

 

Granted, but now you are forced into a communistic lifestyle.


I wish that I never lose any clothing from the stupid dryer.

 

Granted, but now everything that comes out is scalding hot.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

Ahhhhhhh!!!

 

Granted. The birds constantly insult your clothing choice and everyone else thinks you're crazy.

I wish the person above corrupted and wished.

 

Granted, but their wish was incorruptible.

I wish that everyone had perfect vision.