Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, he/she wants to eat flare guns so he/she can become a flare gun him/herself.

I wish for tomorrow to be the last day of school (even though that would mean a Saturday gone to waste)

 

Granted, it is the last day of school of the week.

I wish for everyone's wishes not to be corrupted anymore.

 

Wish granted, but the game ends, the thread dies, and forum games becomes even more inactive. :c

I wish that this gets corrupted.

 

Granted, it is barely corrupted.

I wish for flare guns not to work

 

I wish you wished! >:D

 

I remembered :( now corrupt my wish

 

how dare you edit x2 :c

granted. Instead of firing a flare, they explode in your face. :c

I wish I had a flare gun

 

Granted, it's broken and you're so broke you can't buy another one

I wish for a curious sentence

 

granted. "'Oof,' someone died in death so booom!"

I wish for correct grammar.

 

Granted, I wish for the same. Now people use wrong spelling and vocabulary but have the tenses correct

I wish to be banned again

 

Granted. You are banned from the forums and cannot corrupt the next wish.

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I wish bessons was unbanned so I had someone to talk to rn. :c

 

Granted, bessons is unbanned but he is a living, walking skeleton

I wish bessons wasn't a living, walking skeleton

 

Granted, they aren't anymore.

I wish for context to the madness.

 

Granted, it goes as follows:

Spoiler: CONTEXT

So the Bloomians have arrived in their wooden planes and have crashed onto the Sky Islands. Meanwhile, Bessons was simply exploring about, when one of the Bloomians captured Bessons and used dark magic to cast them into a living, walking skeleton!

I wish I was more creative

 

Wish granted, you are more creative so you build the world's biggest and most powerful bomb to wipe out the entire milky way galaxy as a show of your creativity.

I wish this thread was locked.

 

Granted, I took a lock and brought it over my computer, while this thread was open.

I wish for my guild to be less ded

 

Granted. You guys get wiped out by other guilds and it is disbanded.

I wish I had an interest in Wynn.

 

Granted. You now hate Gavel
I wish for a bad spacebar

 

Granted, you drink too much at this space bar and get drunken every day.

I wish for my computer mouse to not randomly double-right-click.

 

Granted. It breaks, and will no longer double right click. Or click at all for that matter.

I wish my health improves.