Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it runs on flare gun smoke.

I wish I didn't get this flare gun obsession from this.

 

granted, now you have an odd obsession with North Korea and nukes.
I wish for a new pen

 

Granted, you have a pen with ink that is made from flare gun gas.

I wish I didn't fail that math project last week.

 

Granted, your well detailed math report is suddenly lit on fire with a flare gun.
I would like a carrot

 

Granted, but--you guessed it--it's actually a self-detonating flare gun

I wish for my history final to be tomorrow because I fear that I'll lose my learned information by next week.

 

Granted, but one of the questions is : "who created the flare gun?"
I want to resist the temptations of eating a tide pod

 

Martha Coston

Granted, you now have temptations to eat a flare gun.

I wish I was better at Python.

 

granted. Now you are horrible at all other subjects
I want to be better at sports

 

Granted, you are now experienced in how to toss a flare gun.

I wish Minecraft was not "dead" (quoted by other people at my school)

 

Granted. Instead, Minecraft is toxic.

I wish Minecraft was interesting.

 

Granted, Minecraft is now interesting in the fact that instead of creepers blowing up, they now shoot five rounds of flare guns at the player.

I wish people thought Fortnite is more stupid than they think

 

granted, Fortnite is now berated as the most stupid game created
I wish I could eat spicy foods.

 

Granted, you now eat spicy flare guns

I wish I didn't get bored of the same cheese sandwich I get for lunch almost every day.

 

granted, now you can spice it up with some flare guns
I wish that my flaregun would work...

 

Granted, your flare gun can only shoot at your face.

I wish that I didn't have to wish here but I did so anyway just corrupt this already lmao

 

Granted, your wish is now meaningless through the means of pessimistic existential nihilism.

I wish to know what interest I want to spend time developing.

 

Granted, you are interested in the invention of a new flare gun.

I wish I was better at English.

 

对不起，我是不会讲英语的。

我希望我能够明白他在讲什么。

 

Granted, but you can only understand that phrase that moment.

I wish I didn't always have to use google translate

 

Granted, so your understood the sentence wrong (like me).

I wish to know why Runaliic was talking about eating flare guns. :/