Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, chads somehow use that to conquer the earth.

I wish to have willpower.

 

granted, you have the willpower but you dont use it

i wish my upper lip didnt feel weird

 

Granted. Your lower lip feels weird

I wish for more forum games

 

Granted, no one plays them.

I wish more people wanted to be active on the forums.

 

Granted, but they're all toxic.

I wish wynncraft had a PR team.

 

granted, but all the pr is cringe

i wish my throat was better

 

Granted, it is now reinforced with steel beams.

I wish I was confident about my performance in the musical I'm going to be playing the piano for in less than two weeks.

 

Granted, you are now confident that you will play all your G's a half-step flat, all your D's a whole-step sharp, and turn your quarter notes into two sixteenths.

I wish I was more musically talented

 

Granted. You are now capable of playing any instrument, but you can only play undertale sans

I wish we reached Page 200 faster.

 

Granted, someone disregards the rules of the game and post 30 times in a row.

I wish for someone to share their grape with me.

Spoiler

 

Granted. here you go. its digital grapes.

I wish those were real grapes.

 

Granted. They are spoiled
I wish to be cursed

 

Granted, your socks are forever wet.

I wish to know where I can purchase a drive.

 

[i'm assuming the word drive is for hard drives and RAMs and stuff]
Granted, the seller wants you to get it from one of their shops on the other side of the world from where you live in.

I wish that sentence wasn't a mouthful of words

 

Granted, its instead a screen full of text.

I wish the forums was more active. :c

 

Granted, they're now all toxic and dumb as fuck

I wish I had enough courage to come out to my crush

 

Granted, a ton of courage so you can literally dump him/her with a Dumpster full of crap

I wish I could make my forum rp a bit more interesting

 

Granted, but it gets too complex.

I with I coukd act better

 

Granted, you lose yourself in your act, becoming someone else and thus losing your identity as well.

I wish I was proud of the musical I've performed the last few days. (played the piano and misc. instruments)

 

Granted, now you can be proud of something you shouldn't be proud (But seriously, I don't know how it went so I can't judge you. I think that you did good...)
I wish for a sportscar