Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you will eat your face

I wish i wasn't so dark

 

Wish granted. Because you are so light now, I mistake you for an angel and rip you to shreds.

I wish for my retired band teacher to return to teaching.

 

Granted, but you didn't know he/she was actually dead and now he/she teaches as a ghost....

I wish the horrible people in my orchestra would actually practice so we don't sound bad absolutely crap (we have a music festival in two days)

 

Granted. They practice, but don’t show up to the festival.

Good luck at the festival btw. What instrument do you play?


I wish I didn’t take hour-long naps when I got home from school so I could sleep at night.

 

violin, actually I hope they don't show up xD but yeah that's kinda rude so no I don't

Granted, you now don't sleep at all

 

I wish I wouldn't have to wish that you wished.

 

oh what I didn't wish *facepalm*

Granted, but you did so anyway

I wish this game was a little less confuzzling

 

granted, but it becomes too simplistic that no one plays

I wish I didn’t become sick

 

Granted. You're no longer sick. Not cool man.

I wish I was given an easier task for class

 

Granted, it's extremely simple yet awful: You're tasked to complete 3000 additions, such as 57+82.

I wish I was aware of how I messed up so badly on my biology test and that there wasn't secresy around it so I could at least review it myself.

 

Granted, instead of secresy the teacher goes into detail of how you messed up on your test infront of the entire school.

I wish for more confidence in my future.

 

Wish granted, when you die you will be very confident of the fact you are dying.

I wish I had a pet snake.

 

granted, pet snake go bit u, u die ono

i wish grammar proper for i

 

GRANTED, NOW EVERYTHING I WILL WRITE IS IN CAPS. HA. HA. HA. I AM DEATH. OR I COULD BE ANTIKYTHERA...

I WISH I DID NOT STRESS ON STANDARDIZED TESTS.

 

granted, but the lack of stress makes you not take it seriously and fail

i wish i didnt get bad scores on my tests

 

Granted, you now score badly on other things (homework, classwork, projects, etc)

I wish updates were made and released faster

 

Granted, they're rushed and thus decrease in quality.

I wish I had enough motivation to work towards applying for gm.

 

granted, but you delete the application by accident

i wish my arm didnt hurt from the flu shot

 

Granted, you didn't take the flu shot and now endanger both yourself and those around you.

I wish anti-vaxx wasn't a thing.

 

Granted. Now introducing: anti-meds of all kinds.

I wish natural selection worked faster.