Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. They are deleted in an hour.

I wish for all Bayonetta haters to die in a hole!

 

Granted, the hole is too tiny. A black hole is created. Now the picture is meaningless.

I wish the birb would return to my windowsill.

 

Granted, for one second and you don't see it.

I wish for a life

 

granted, a poor african child just died, i hope you're happy with your extra life

i wish for death

 

Granted, death comes to evreyone you know.

I wish to not grant ominous grants

 

Granted. You grant lewd grants now.


I wish for an ocarina!

 

Granted, you begin travelling through time, but not space. Unfortunately you thus quickly end up far from earth, as everything in space moves at insane speeds. Thus, you experience death by space, which is pretty awful.

I wish people actually understood how death by space works instead of trusting bad sci-fi movies.

 

Granted, now nobody trusts space and its exploration, causing NASA and all other space companies to shut down forever. In the later years, people will become hysterical, and learning of space will be banned. Earth's technology will go backwards.

I wish Earth's technology went forwards

 

Granted. In an attempt to streamline life, we create an all controlling AI that, upon activation, kills all of humanity.

♤♡◇♧ I wish for magic.

 

Granted, the magic is given to you but you can only use it when you are about to die.

I wish there was a "reduce lag" button

 

Granted. It malfunctions and increases lag instead.

I wish for Sakurai to stop adding fire emblem characters into smash.

 

Granted
He adds more Mario characters instead.

 

Wait.

I wish there was a wish there ^

 

Granted, the wish was for you to die.

I wish I could help design Persona 6.

 

Granted, but everyone gives you shite for it.

I wish I knew good game design

 

Congrats, you only develop mediocre to bad games however.

I wish I was on the dev team for some niche JRPG that just blows up in popularity on release.

 

Granted, but it's only popular because of it's fanservice. Also because 69% of characters there are traps. Your parent's are disappointed. :/

I wish I was left alone last Saturday.
My place had a party and a group of girls hung out in my room. Tbf, there was only really 4 guys at the party, not counting the adults.

 

Otbs, you had a lot of chic- oh wait, wrong thread.

Granted. A burgular comes to your house and you can't fend them off.

I wish I could brand my math teacher with no consequences or karma afterwards.

 

Granted, but your math teacher brands you first.

I wish my science teacher wasn't that boring

 

granted, you get too excited and learn nothing

i wish my eyelid wasnt always dry