Corrupt A Wish!

tf, I did it again

Granted, but jeweling durability is halved.

I wish I was productive in class today

 

Wish granted. Your school shuts down the next day, so the teachers at the next school you go to are unaware of this productivity.


I wish ultraviolet radiation didn’t exist and infrared/visible light were enough to warm the earth

 

Granted, why tho? Skin cancer bad, yes, but section of spectrum of light probably necessary for universe to be healthy.

I wish my last wish wasn't ignored because my post crashed into my quote.

 

oh fvck, I thought I granted yours.
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Granted. We notice it, but we don't grant it.

I wish @Monika~ had a good night's sleep for once.

 

Granted, but actually not. It's too fucking late for that now, I'm waking up in about 4 hours. Imma snooze when I'm done with this reply run.

I wish I was capable of forcing myself to not keep myself awake.

 

Granted. You are now in a coma.

I wish I didn't have stupid and pointless Health Projects that only exist to make me want to die.

 

granted, you’re held back a year for not doing them anyway

I wish I could teleport home

 

Granted, but what is your home? :c

I wish I had a place to call home.
don't take this seriously

 

Granted, it's in Weeest Virginia! Mountain Mama! Take me hooooome. Country roads.

I wish I had less references cluttering my mind.

 

Wish granted. The few references you still have are Undertale references.

I wish Pewdiepie was winning the war by a large margin.

 

Granted, his channel is immediately deleted one he reaches 100 million.

I wish to win the lottery.

Wrong Yuri.

 

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Granted. You won the school lottery. You're one of the lucky 5 who have to step up infront of the governer officials and give a speech about something. What about? No idea, you weren't listening.

I wish it was 8 degrees colder.

 

Granted, the earth turns into a snowball again. How heartwarming, or rather, heartcooling.

I wish for cherry tea; there isn't any in our grocery stores ;-;

 

Granted, you get a nice bottle of cherry tea. There's a spider inside. You swallow the spider. It poisons you. You die.

I wish for more confidence.

 

Granted, you're confident in your inability to do anything. There ya go :D

I wish I could tune down my overly analytical brain, it isn't always great contemplating shit at all times.

 

granted, you can only tune it down to zero brain activity

i wish i had the self control to work on my three assignments this weekend

 

Granted, but you constantly switch between which of the three you're working on, so you still get nothing done.

I wish I didn't wake up 30 minutes later than normal.

 

Granted, you woke up 4 hours earlier and couldn't fall asleep again.

I wish the earth was the shape of a dodecahedron.

 

Granted, but god keeps getting Nat1's

I wish to know what happens when it lands on a 20.