Corrupt A Wish!

HAHA, MY WISH GOT GRANTED (with no corruptions)!!! :D

I do wish you wished tho. :p

 

wait crap.

Granted, I wish nothing

 

I granted nothing.

I wish I could recharge batteries at will

 

Granted, but they explode when they're recharged.

I wish for a coffee machine that never runs out of coffee

 

Granted, but the coffee is extra extra bitter.

I wish I had better eyesight

 

Bitter coffee is great though.

Granted, but you have to dress like a nerd.

I wish for a car that breaks down when I press the gas like one of those Saturday morning cartoons.

 

Granted, it explodes. Have fun!

I wish for my sudden craving for coffee to be satiated. I'm usually a tea type of guy so idk what's up with me.

 

granted, but now youre addicted

i wish i could try coffee, without getting addicted from what ive heard

 

Granted, it's because you absolutely hate it. The first sip gives you everlasting trauma.

I wish I knew what my favorite food was

 

granted, it doesnt exist

i wish i had a gaming chair

 

Granted, it will self-destruct every time you sit in it. Which is only one time, given that you don't die and the chair is still intact.

I wish PG movies weren't that cringey

 

Granted. Instead, they're just outright bad and no one likes them. :/

I wish I could relive my childhood days

 

Granted, you'll relive all the horrible minor trauma and nothing else. Also, your current days'll be part of your "childhood days" in only a couple of year.

I wish to have an ambition.

 

granted, but your ambition is to do nothing

i wish i had the motivation to try the things i wanna try

 

Granted, you want to try eating mackerel with yogurt.

I wish to feel happy.

 

Wish granted. You must offer @Happi as a sacrifice to do this though.

I wish for me to have a good time during a field trip this week for school.

 

Granted, the field trip ends with your means of transport exploding.

I wish I didn't feel uncomfortable corrupting @Yuri~ 's wish in such a way.

 

Granted. You know that @Yuri will sirvive and either be isekaied or become the main character of a heart feeling anime. Which both means that they'll probably won't have enough time to talk on the forums anymore. :/

I wish to be isekaied

 

granted, you get isekaied into a world exactly like this one, except youre dead

i wish i didnt have to go outside for things

 

Granted. There'a a service where you can get whatever you want delivered to your door. Too bad you have no money for it. :c

I wish I didn't just waste the day away by falling asleap for 16 hours.