Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but they all metagame.

I wish I was a good enough GM to lead my own rp's

 

Granted, they're awful regardless.

I wish I could somehow convince any of my few irl friends to try a game of D&D.

 

Granted, but you have to GM and lead them all by the hand cause they don't want to read tbe books.

I wish I had friends irl that I was comfortable playing with.

 

Granted, but they aren't comfortable with you.

I wish all of the keys on my keyboard worked properly, as well as my mouse and screen.

 

Granted, but you have no way of connecting to the internet. :/

I wish my computer stopped freezing every so often.

 

Granted, it will never freeze from cold temperatures again.

I wish my friends realize Minecraft is not such a bad game

 

Granted. Now they think every game you play besides minecraft is such a bad game.

I wish I didn’t feel injusticed by the american school system.

 

granted, you now feel injusticed by everything BUT the american school system

I wish ridley was top tier

 

Granted. However, similar to sm4sh bayonetta, ridley becomes the most hated character and any ridley mains are seen as hitler from the point of view of conpetetive smash players.

I wish for the new pokemon games to come out right now and completed with no bugs or gameplay flaws

 

Granted, but it's too expensive for most of the population to buy.

I wish I knew what I wanted

 

That isnt actually so bad!

Granted, you want ___.

I wish for poverty to end right now

 

Granted. But we have a drought, crop failure, locust swarms, etc. Money's kinda useless with no food left. :c

I wish I was actually good at gaming

 

Granted. All currency is removed from the world, everyone is on the same level. Monetary worth is now based on good in bed you are. Proverty re-invents.

I wish I was a voice actor for the next Persona game.

 

Granted. No one likes he voice nor the character though sooo... :/

I wish you didn't skip me. :c

 

granted, but now everything is screwed up

i wish i didnt hate my voice when its recorded

 

We should all move to Finland, shouldn't we? The Swedish education system is a lot nicer than the American one, but it still sucks in comparison to the Finns's.

Granted, you grow used to it after hearing it for thousands of hours. Those hours were pure agony tho.

I wish DLC and expansions were provided as updates instead.

 

I’m gonna type a huge rant about why I hate the american school system in our convo, so that’s something to look foward to :D

 

As I have nothing to grant

I wish for a 1/40 white horse

 

Granted.
You get a 1/40 White horse. Not a white horse. It gets deleted due to being a glitches item.

I wish you granted monika's wish.
...
Actually, I wish that you corruoted monika's wish.

 

Granted, DLCs and expansions are updates but they never come out.