Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it's corrupted, somehow. Light has made its way in.

I wish for salmon.

 

Granted, but it's rotted.

I wish I improved my ability of copying people.

 

You can't stop copying people. It is the easiest to do in any given situation and you become addicted. You become the people around you and loose your sense of self.

I wish I was more active.

 

granted, youre more active on the forums

i wish i was more active in every aspect of my life

 

Granted, but you die from lack of sleep.

I wish I was living a healthy lifestyle that still allowed me to speak to others on the wynn forums

 

Granted, try to do what I'm trying to do. Gym! (Hint, hint, it ain't fun.)

I wish I was luckier when it came to finding people I'd actually like to develop a friendship with.

 

Granted, but you know you’ll never be able to see them face to face

I wish I didn’t think gym was an acronym instead of the actual gym where you get fit because I’ve never been there

 

Granted, but they don't want to befriends with you.

I wish I was an extrovert.

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Granted. Instead, you've been there before and know how much it sucks.

I wish I didn't get ninjeaed

 

Granted, but you spell ninja wrong.
And you become so extroverted that you feel physical pain from not being around people

I wish that I was slightly more normal

 

Granted, you are slightly more normal. But it isn't enough tho

I wish for

 

Granted, but

I wish I knew what just happened. .-.

 

Granted, an event happened. You just typed: "I wish I knew what just happened. .-."

I wish that the level cap is now 5.

 

Granted. However, we still have 4 cosmetic levels, and all item level requirements stay the same.

I wish the level cap was never raised.

 

Granted, the level cap is reduced. To one!!!! Now everyone is a winner!!!! Not such a corrupted wish huh?

I wish for a way to lose at Wynncraft.

 

Granted. You die and lose all your items. You lost. :c

I wish I didn't lose y ingredients on death

 

Granted, you lose everything else. (Maybe you guessed I was gonna say that? idk)

I wish that server resets would never happen so I wouldn't have to do a whole dungeon again. (look at my title)

 

granted. All servers are at 110% lag.

I wish I found the other smol dokis

 

granted, but they’re 6px by 295472px.

I wish I could be bothered to do anything

 

Granted, you are bothered by people to do things you don't want to and you don't need to.

I wish I ate a proper breakfast.

 

Granted, but you eat it at night.

I wish I ate breakfast