Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but you only have the rank for the duration of the free trial, which is 1 minute

I wish for a legit nirvana with 3 t6 water powders

 

Granted!

Granted! You drop it into a dungeon hopper, and lose all the LE you spent on it.

I wish for Barack Obama to be given a third term as president, starting tomorrow.

 

Granted, but Obama gets impeached and Trump is voted the president again.
I wish that I wasn't addicted to this forum game.

 

Granted, you switch your addiction to heroin.

I wish for a good tv show to watch

 

Granted, you watch spongebob for so long your legs fall asleep and refuse to wake up

I wish for another wish

 

Granted! Your new wish is to be brutally murdered by a woman in a banana costume, which is granted as well!

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

Wish granted! But you can only speak it but don't understand it when other people are talking in it.

I wish for the skill point glitch to be fixed.

 

Granted, the skill point glitch has been removed by removing skill points.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

 

Wish granted but so is Donald trump's. You live IN the wall.
I wish that derp ssundee was my friend not my face.

 

Granted and your now a freak of nature that everybody runs from.

I wish to be run over by a snake driving a motorized wheelie bin

 

Wish granted. The wheelie bin is full of gym weights and you get crushed to death. You also forget to record it.

I wish for Pure to be buffed.

 

Granted, pure gets the AMAZING buff of 0-1 neutral damage, along with the air and water damage it does.
I wish for MrSebbelonien to return to Wynncraft and YouTube.

 

Wish granted. Map in made smaller so that dogovi is the only area in the entire game.

I wish for finding a mama zomble

EDIT : sorry, I didn't see the lower replies. I will give a replacement wish grant.

Wish granted. every other wynncraft youtuber quits and Seb only returns for a day

 

Granted. Server restart.

I wish for a nuke.

 

Granted, but you accidently detonate it on yourself and everyone you love.
I wish for Fruma to be scrapped and for it to be replaced by morgor.

 

Ice Bear will grant your wish.

 

Granted! It turns out they've almost finished Fruma, so they throw out a year's worth of quality content and start over.

I wish for Mojang to add a squirrel mob that cannot kill you in 1.13.

 

Wish Granted, they cannot kill you... but they buff nearby mobs so that they can't be killed either... including creepers when they explode.

I wish for a lvl 80-84 legendary leggings that grants a good XP boost

 

Wish Granted.
However it costs 300 of each element to use.

I wish for my brother to have a better hairline

 

Granted! He spends £3,000 of your money at the barber on it.

I wish for homosexuality to be legalised worldwide.