Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. The only problem is that being a vet is now shameful.

I wish I was decent enough at art to make a better Flavio for my pfp.

 

Granted, but no one else notices the difference.

I wish I focused on cultivating a talent when I was younger instead of spreading out to become a jack of all trades.

 

Wish granted! You are now extremely proficient at tripping over your own feet at will.

I wish I didn't suck at playing flute.

 

Granted. You just never play the flute. Now no one can say you're bad, cause you've never done it! :D

I wish I was musically talented.

 

Wish granted. You are talented at playing the recorder. Good luck finding a band that needs a recorder player ~

I wish I could finish a fvcking assignment by making the website I need to use work.

 

Granted. It works by spamming random words on the page with no glitches.

I wish for Fortnite to die and Minecraft to be more popular than fortnite and every video game ever

 

Granted, but video games are illegal and only a few thousand people can get into servers.

I wish I could lucidly dream whenever I wanted to.

 

granted, but all the dreams are about pigs

i wish i wasnt constantly sleepy

 

granted. You're now constantly sleeping and never getting anything done.

I wish I got things done.

 

granted, but they're not productive

i wish i had a pie

 

granted, but only because it hit you in the face.

I wish I was eating pie

 

granted, you are "eating" pie. you can never stop. muahahahaha

I wish i had fine vision without contacts or glasses

 

granted, you have fine vision, provided you look at everything through a microscope

i wish my fingers didnt hurt

 

granted, you lose your fingers so they cant hurt :)

i wish i had motivation to continue on something instead of dropping it after a week

 

Granted, but now you can't stop until you finish the task, even if you are dehydrated or starving.

I wish I knew how to draw.

 

granted, you can only draw sans and furries

I wish luigi would take me on an adventure

 

Granted, Luigi drops you into a pool of lava.

I wish for nothing

 

Granted. You get a wish granted.

I wish you quoted

 

Granted.

I wish I found a better profile pic.

 

Granted. It breaks forum rules.

I wish I didn’t get an unnecessary alert