Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but you slept the whole time and have missed quite a lot

I wish to be a pro gamer

 

granted, you are a pro pong gamer

i wish to sleep well tonight

 

granted, but you sleep too well AKA oversleeping and then mess up your sleep schedule for the rest of the week by waking up late

 

I wish the creator of this thread wished

 

shoot
granted
I wish for wynn to be interesting for me again

 

Granted. You only play Wynn now. No other games, no other activities. You play for three days straight before you die of dehydration.

I wish you corrupted my wish, like you stated as part of the rules in the OP you made. :3

 

granted but I corrupt your wish by 0.0000000000000000000001% meaning I essentially did nothing to it
bam corrupted 2 at once
I wish to be good at smash

 

omg you guys im trying to post but ur too fast

Granted, you’re good at smash 3ds

I wish to use no effort to be successful in school

 

Granted. That's because you cheated, and everyone knows.

I wish this didn't just grind to a halt as soon as you posted. >.<

 

Granted, it halts when you post now -w-

I wish to stop procrastination completely.

 

I'll grant it later.

I wish I brought my laptop on my trip

 

Granted, you lose it

I wish i had body pillow that could change to any waifu

 

granted, but it moans so loud that everyone can hear it

I wish I had self confidence

 

Grantee, but only when you start to do stupid things.

I wish I never told people at school I had siblings.

 

Granted, they find out through other means, such as visiting. *Anxiety*

I wish to actually take the courses on music production that I want to take that I've been procrastinating for a week tomorrow.

 

granted, but you take the wrong ones

i wish to wake up tomorrow motivated to do things normal people would do

 

Granted, you hate everything else, and become a pure stereotype.

I wish for NotALoli (who obviously is a loli btw) to find something that motivates them.

 

Granted. The seek to becomes isekaied into another (ecchi harem) anime.


I wish that truck-san doesn't run NotALoli over. : I'd miss them. D:

 

Granted, NotALoli dies of shock instead. I want more Konosuba now. Good manga?

I wish for the anime I'm watching to keep being good until it ends.

 

Granted, the anime ends right this second.

I wish for my computer to speed up to 100 fps and can handle shaders and mods