Corrupt A Wish!

granted, its a wish about knowing the wish two wishes ahead

i wish i knew the wish two wishes ahead

 

granted. The wish two wishes ahead is the wish following this wish.

I wish we didn't add the word "wish" into our wishes so much because the amount of wishes in each wish really clutters the wish, making it harder to understand each wish and as such, grant the wish.

 

Granted, the word is no longer used.

I yearn for the next yearning to be so good that it survives the corruption of this sentence.

 

permitted, but now another word cannot be used

i yearn for more corruptions

 

Granted, you are corrupted

I wish I didn't have to wish for something every time I corrupt someone else's wish

EDIT: hahahah i used the word "wish"

 

Granted, you now have to wish for two things, and thus get banned with that being illegal.

I yearn for the word wish to be wished into existence again.

 

Granted. No corruption cause this is a wish corruption game, not a yearning corruption game.

I wish for the next person to not use the letter "i" in their wish

 

Granted, but a "w" is added in wwsh


I wwsh for 1000 agility 1000 defense 1000 intelligence 1000 strength and 1000 dexterity

 

Granted, but you can't use any items.

I wish I wasn't cold

 

Granted, but you're wearing 4 layers of jackets.

I wish I could turn off and on any light at will

 

granted, you can only turn it on if the light is already on, and vice versa

i wish for warmth

 

Granted, you die of heatstroke.

I wish for infinite happiness

 

Granted, but you can never know you have it until it's gone.

I wish for the watermelons my Maths questions told me about.

 

Granted. You know have a million watermelons and are millions in debt.

I wish I knew why my flights kept getting pushed around.

 

Granted, the aviation companies are corrupt. Heh.

I wish for me to be productive for once.

 

You're now incredibly productive! As a result, you're also constantly stressed out and overworked. Have fun never being able to sleep again!

I wish all the gamergunk in my keyboard was gone.

 

Granted, it's now gamersp- ... yeah...

I wish for mochi.

 

granted, its toilet water flavoured

i wish for thicc

 

Granted, but its your family owo

i wish i had cool anime butler

 

granted, but you get alot of "the butler did it" scenarios.

I wish I got more sleep the last few days