Corrupt A Wish!

granted. To bad it's just an anime girl. :c

I wish my parents approved of my harem of anime girls

 

plottwist: i don’t mind
wish granted, but they only like really like one of the anime girls, and moderately tolerate all the others and are passive agressive towards them.

i wish for the best talent ever

 

Wish granted. You are suddenly sent to a parallel universe where talent doesn’t exist, so you get the talent of picking your nose.


I wish for more ways to get gathering xp other than sitting in one place clicking nodes and getting a tiny amount via refining

 

granted, you sit in two places

i wish that the manga that im reading updated faster

 

Granted. The manga suddenly discontinued after 2 days.

I wish you told me what manga it was.

 

granted, but it’s not just one

komi-san
akb49
kumo desu ka, nani ka?
hatsukoi zombie
that time I was reincarnated as a slime
fushigi neko no kyuu-chan
onii-chan is done for
shishunki no bitter change
saving 80,000 gold coins in the different world for my old age
only sense online

I wish I wasn’t a degenerate

 

Granted, you're degenerating.

I wish I could have time hurry up. and that I had 20 dollars.

 

Granted. You spent 20 dollars to accelerate time. The speed doubles. Triples. Quadruples. Too bad You didn't buy the DLC to reset the speed of time. You literally went from buying the product to dead from old age.

I wish I had an accurate prediction of the future 5 seconds from now

 

Granted, but you see that the chair you are sitting on has a faulty leg. You see that it collapses and you fall down harshly, breaking your ankle and dealing several other injuries. It is too late to stop these events...

I wish mining in WC would be more fun

 

Wish granted. Everything else in the game though becomes exponentially less fun.

I wish I could stop dwelling on things.

 

Granted. They added exploding ores, to give that extra fun jump scare.

I wish you didn't skip my wish. :c

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Granted. You can no longer keep your train of thought. No more things to dwell on~ :D

I wish you didn't ninja me. :/

 

Granted, but all your other wishes must get skipped.

I wish for immunity from Lv 60+ mobs

 

WTF TSU

 

Granted, you don't get ninja'd, but you get executed.

I wish I had infinite wishes

 

Wat?

Granted. Lvl 60- mobs are everywhere and then insta kill you.

I wish we could figure out who's wish we were supposed to grant.

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Granted. They'll all get corrupted tho.

I wish I could stop getting ninja'ed. :c

 

Wish granted. You are now unable to think about anything whatsoever and become a vegetable.

Wish granted. Your wish corruptions are no longer ninja'd, but you are instead assassinated by actual ninjas.

I wish this weren't so heccing confusing.

 

You do figure it out....but their wishes corrupt you...

I wish for Nemract and Neesak to switch names... (dumb wish ik)

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Granted, but everything else confuses u

I wish for time to slow when I want it to, and speed up when i want it to

 

Granted. They also switch area, builds, and the general surroundings. And you know what? They also swap the rest of the world to match.

Granted. You can't specify how fast or how slow though, so you either freeze time forever or speed up time enough that you immediately arrive at the end of the universe.

I wish you didn't do two wishes there

 

Wish granted. They have instead done 420 wishes.

I wish the default forum theme was the dark theme.

 

Granted. Everyone changes to light theme tho.

I wish I managed my time well.