Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. Instead, the game is just using plugins to run at 0.01 ticks per tick to test for game issues.

I wish I knew what was wrong with my computer.

 

Granted. You need to pay 15000$ to fix it

I wish for a sharp sword that can only hurt my enemies.

 

Wish granted. Jesus becomes your enemy, and you hurt him with it.

I wish Sakurai chose better characters for DLC in Smash games.

 

Granted. Toad and Goomba are added to the game to match the greatest character, Piranha Plant.

I wish I knew if I spelled my sentence correctly. >.<

 

Granted. You didn’t and just made a fool of yourself. Shame.

Also, I have nothing against Piranha Plant or Joker, it’s just that the former is a weird af choice, while I’ve never heard of the latter. And besides, there’s just so many other good possible Nintendo fighters like Ashley, Decidueye, E. Gadd, etc.


I wish for my math teacher to get a root canal without anesthesia or any other pain killing drug.

 

granted, they live still and take out their pain on you

I wish for a proper sleeping schedule

 

Granted. Too bad it's set to the wrong timezone.

I wish I actually did my homework instead of playing games all day today.

 

Granted, you end up getting all the awnsers wrong anyways.

I wish my #1 choice college would accept.

 

Granted. They accept the fact that you are a failure and deserve to be in a garbage dump, and hope you do the same.

I wish i wasn't stuck at this stupid school.

 

Granted. you are hit by a car and spend the rest of your days in the hospital.

I hope next the person reads well.

 

granted, but you never know if they do or don't and have too live with the mystery

i wish i wasnt sick

 

granted. You're just heavily injured, leading to some of your bodily functions not functioning properly. This leads to a heated body, flushed face, and other symptoms of sickness.

I wish upon a star...
that soneone told me the lyrics to whatever this song was

 

granted but they got the lyrics wrong .-.

i wish i wasnt swamped with work

 

Granted. You're swamped with chores. (also projects, upcoming tests, have fun~)

I wish I was at least top 10 in something.

 

granted, you are top ten in being useless

I wish my skin wasn't so dry

 

granted. it's so wet you cant wear anything and die of shame.

i bored. wish i wasnt

 

granted, you entertain yourself by being bored

I wish my seat was comf

 

granted. 'comf' isnt really a thing so it gets worse. and has spikes and stuf. and eats you. ha.

 

I wish you wouldn't force me to either wish that you wished or wish a wish that's circumventing that wish, such as the wish written here.

 

granted, but you feel the urge to do it anyways

I wish the bumps on my neck didnt hurt