Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, they all had awful IDs and become Ib fodder.

I wish I finished the endgame quests on my other class before the update rolled out.

 

granted but all the LE is dropped into lava

I wish that I didn’t have so many pimples

 

Granted, you now have scars from pimples instead, and they ain't getting home with time.

I wish I had the motivation to work out.

 

granted, you work out your middle toe on your right foot.

i wish my head didnt hurt

 

Granted. IDed items are now worth nothing.

I wish I could level up faster.

 

Granted. Your class is reset every day, so you can level up 10+ times a day with minimal effort.

I wish you didn't skip 4 posts

 

Granted, they eat them instead.

I wish for food.

 

Wish granted. It’s a 3 decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

I wish @Happi was more active on the forums and discord.

 

granted, but she only spams

i wish i didnt have school again

 

Granted, you have to work full time at a job you don't enjoy instead.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

 

granted, it will happen in 473 years

I wish that my locker didn’t stink

 

Granted, it now smells of wonderful flowers, although it's so potent that every time you go near it, it overstimulates your senses and you pass out, sustaining extremely minor brain damage.

I wish for Undertale 3.

 

Granted. It will come in 2037

I wish that there were more good classes to use.

 

Granted, the game is flooded with 500+ different classes. You have to admit some of them are good.

I wish I was more confident in myself instead of constantly pushing away my responsibilities in fear of failure.

 

Granted. Sadly, you fail your responsibilities and everyone looks down on you for it.

I wish I could choose between wanting to stay a child and needing to mature as an adult.

 

Granted, you decide maturity is need to progress in life but as a result you begin to envy those days of youth you had fun for thr sake of fun.

I wish life was an easy game to play.

 

Granted. You just need to study.

I wish I studied for my history tests. xd

 

Granted, but turns out it doesn’t improve your grade and instead you just wasted your time.

I wish I didn’t have so much work this weekend.

 

Granted. You get fired today. No more working for you.

I wish I professions didn't get super grindy from lvl 50 up.

 

granted, they get grindy from lvl 2 up

I wish that I didn’t lag