Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. You get hunted to extinction.

I wish I was a cute fennec fox pet

 

Aight, nemas problemas. I should've remember that sub tbh, read from it a few times.

Granted, you get unlucky and become the pet of an awful owner, who doesn't care for you properly and feels no guilt for not doing so.

I wish people like above didn't exist.

 

Granted. I killed them with my foxy cuteness.

I wish I didn't have to go to jail.

 

Granted. It's an apocalypse and the only safe place is jail.

I wish I had all my professions leveled up to 130

 

Granted, you spend 4 years of your life achieving that feat.

I wish for me not to procrastinate.

 

Granted. You just don't do the work.

 

Wish for you to stop forgetting to wish.

 

Granted. He doesn't forget because he doesn't post here anymore.

I wish for season two of one punch man

 

Granted, but you hate it

I wish I was an admin

 

Granted, but admin is now lower than common players

I wish i had a life

 

granted, it’s a life in poverty

I wish I had wifi

 

Granted it is really slow

I wish Donald Trump wasn't president

 

Granted, he's the US's dictator.

I wish I knew politics

 

Granted. You are now subjected to the hostility and mass controversies that politics bring.

I wish that I didn’t cut myself on the edge of my locker today.

 

Granted. It was actually a sniper who nicked you. They only had one bullet though so they'll try again another day.

I wish I stopped trying to do 3 or more activities at the same time

 

Wish granted. It’s only one activity, however, it’s perverted and you do it in public.

I wish for the Wynncraft community to go back to what it was before a vocal toxic minority took it over

 

*heavy breathing*

Granted. The toxic minority invade tomorrow. Goodluck.

I wish that I wasn't too irked by the slight color change in your pfp

 

Wish granted. You are now obsessive over this trivial detail and waste time and energy thinking about it all day.

I wish that I noticed there was a color change in my pfp

 

Wish granted. Now you are haunted by your complete knowledge of all inconsistencies
I wish for loot runs to be helpful again

 

Granted. They now give more items than ever. :D
so many crappycrafting items that your inventory can't take more than one loot chest at a time

I wish I ided by entire bank of unided items before the update rolled out