Corrupt A Wish!

Still better.

Granted, now you want cookies with your tea, but you don’t have any. You’re sad now.
I wish for the weather to get nicer.

 

Granted. It's so nice that you never want to go back inside. This causes you to get bit by hundreds of mosquitos, some of which contain malaria, yellow fever, and the zika virus. Have fun~

I wish anti-bullying policies at schools were enforced.

 

Granted. Too bad bullies are the one enforcing it. Rip everything it stood for.

I wish I wasn't as much as an introvert as I am

 

granted, you’re now aggressively extroverted, to the point that no one wants to be around you

I wish that lady Caitlin does well

 

Granted. No corruption.

I wish that Lady Caitlin will stay in touch with us

 

Granted. The disc. server dies (plz no~)

I wish the wynncraft community had a smaller or less vocal toxic minority.

 

granted, but this happens after the game dies

I wish I didn’t puke last night

 

Granted, you spontaneously puke rn instead, regardless of what you're up to. Any idea of why? Get better either way!

I wish for whatever caused NotATrap to puke to never happen to said person again.

 

granted, nobody eats a delicious pulled pork sandwich filled to the brim with pulled pork with tasty barbecue sauce ever again

I wish I could have some pulled pork

 

Granted, you don't get as much as you did yesterday, for safety reasons.

I wish for the cheesecake we're making to be done.
growl~

 

Wish granted, your cheesecake has been finished to perfection, but, it turned into a Blue cheese and bacon cheesecake

I wish to become a toxic R6 player

 

granted, you’re literally made of toxic waste

I wish that it’s not too cold in new york

 

granted. It's scorching hot.

I wish I had better time management skills

 

Granted, you gained the ability to manage time by speeding and slowing it! You also speed up and slow down when you do this. Oh wait.

I wish for Admin powers!

 

BOOM, Wish Granted, you've become one of the greatest admins and one with an iron fist too! Although this led to your downfall, for the other admins raised up and took you down, you've then lost your admin powers and you are now locked in Salty's basement to rot for Admin Abuse

 

I wish I wouldn't have to wish you'd wished.

 

I wish i didnt break the chain.

 

x2 Wish Granted Combo! The chain has been revived, but probably not for long!

I wish for Magic to be true.

 

Granted you're now a wizard. Your life is now 1000× more dangerous.

I wish I had a Persona.

 

granted, but it’s a diglett

I wish I got sleep