Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. However, it gives you much pain

Hahaha hilarious.

I wish for a dog.

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(‘Bread’ in french is ‘pain’. I’m not french I just thought it was funny)

 

Granted, but it pees in your shoes.

I wish for a cat.

 

Granted, it's a untamed lepard.

I wish for space for a drumset.

 

Granted. You now live outside.

I wish I knew how to be normal.

 

Granted, you simply realize that no one person is normal, and the concept of normality is just one of stereotypes and unjust expectations. You still want to be "normsl" though.

I wish people weren't excluded/harassed for being odd.

 

oof.

Granted. Now jack-of-all/some-trades are being harassed for not having something that sets them apart from the others.

I wish I acted on my emotions when I had the chance to.

 

Granted, everyone gets uncomfortable and no one cares.

I wish I had emotions.

 

Granted, but you get the wrong ones at the wrong time.

I wish I had a better understanding of human psycology

 

Granted: "You are now a robot."

I wish for article 13 and 11 to never have existed. Oh, double wish time: I wish for everyone who opposes those articles to sign the following petition:
https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

 

granted, they are replaced with articles that ban anime and hentai
second wish granted

I wish for comf

 

D:
DOUJINS AND MAAAAANGAAAA!!!!

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comf

 

Wish granted, your "comf" is on the other side of the world from where you live.

I wish for either a hydrogen atom or a boyfriend.

 

Wish granted, your Atom bomb and boyfriend are the same person and its about to explode

I wish for a soul

 

Granted. Too bad it's in my possession.

I wish I knew what to do with another person's soul

 

Sell it or black mail the owner of the soul

 

I wish you wished

 

Granted. They wished an uncorruptable wish, forcing you to sit here for eternity waiting to figure out how to corrupt it.

I wish to be able to stop stressing about builds.

 

Granted. You now strat stressing about school work.

I wish I had super powers.

 

Granted, you're now this guy:


I wish for tea.