Corrupt A Wish!

granted. You left it at home.

I wish I didn't always feel at 30% energy.

 

Wish granted. You’re now at 100% energy, but it’s only thermal energy. Meaning that the only thing you can do is sit and burn to death.

I wish for @Dr Zed to return to the forums

 

granted but only for a microsecond

I wish that my pants weren’t hot

 

Granted. They're freezing. Also, you can't remove them because of stupid frozen buckles/buttons/belts/zipprrs/whatever you use.

I wish I didn't postpone a two month project for today, right before break ends.

 

Granted, you didn't do it at all. Gl.

I wish school didn't begin tomorrow.

 

Granted. It begun a week ago.

I wish I wasn't having trouble sleeping.

 

granted, you fall into a coma

I wish I didn’t have to shop for clothes

 

Granted. No clothes for u. Arrested!

I wish I had more fun with things I had to do in life

 

granted, but things that you want to do are no longer fun

I wish that I get a good nap

 

Granted. It's very short though, is that a problem?

I wish to have the motivation to do the things I retrospectively believe were worth my time.

 

granted, but you do them terribly

I wish I had a long nap so that I have enough energy for future activities

 

Granted! You wake up and realize you have insomnia so that you can do all the activities until next year.

I wish for "Microwave" to win the poll on this thread.

 

Granted:


I wish for a plan(E).

 

granted, you get blueprints for a giant E statue

I wish for the mobile website to be better when it comes to editing comments

 

Granted. Sadly, uou can't see any comments that isn't your's. :/

I wish I had less typos

 

Granted, it now randomly prints random text from the web into you post now and then.

I wish I had a funnier f

Granted, it happens by me looking through all your posts before you make them, giving you a harsh look whenever I find another typo.

I wish you didn't ninja me.

 

granted, now he has to edit his post for the ninja

I wish I had enough sleep

 

Granted, you no longer have enough awake.

I wish for sushi.

 

Wish granted. You get a parasite after eating it.

I wish the Boston Tea Party was a literal tea party

 

granted but the party happened last Tuesday

I wish for yeast