Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but its origin is a strangers ear.

I wish for something to drink.

 

Granted, but it’s a poison and you die.

I wish for fries.

 

Wish granted. They’re frozen with no salt or oil on them. Trust me, even if you heat them up, fries without those fattening ingredients taste horrible.

I wish for my mom to be a nicer person.

 

Granted...

idk how to corrupt that without making assumptions that sound semi mean... here's my try anyway:
Granted, she's now too nice, meaning she no longer cares about your well being.
That sounds really bad...

Eh... I wish Caitlin would talk to us about her not nice enough mom if she feels like she wants to. It is also fine if she doesn't. It is also highly possible that it wasn't that big of a deal, and that I'm just overacting. Sorry if that's the case.

This post became a mess...

 

granted

I wish we had a private space to vent

 

granted. No corruption.

I wish I knew how to deal with a trouble in life.

 

Granted. Eh... the information you get is to just push through and not care about anyone else, just yourself. Best advice.

I wish I could get control over how I decide to spend my time on this planet.

 

granted, but I’m gonna need more context, what exactly is preventing you from doing the things you want?

as you get older, you should start to get more independent, allowing you to do more of the things you want to

idk if that’s helpful I just woke up

I wish that I could see myself as good looking for once

 

Granted, you see yourself as better than before, but you actually look less exceptionally good.

I wish negative cycles of actions and habits could be broken more easily.

 

Granted, they are now broken instantly. Now you have nothing to spend your life doing as you discover that all your problems are solved instantly, and most of life is just fixinf problems in life.

I wish for the unfortunate truth in the above wish corruption to stop being true

 

Granted, you can just enjoy yourself sometimes without having to do shit. But this happens:

Spoiler

I wish I could spend time without somewhere inside me feeling like I should be doing something else.

 

Granted, but someone outside tells you that you should be doing something else.

I wish I knew how to socialize properly.

 

Granted. Suddenly, now that everyone actually gets to know you, they realize how awful your personality actually is and unfriend you on the book of face.

I wish I had a personality.

 

Granted, but no one likes it.

I wished people liked my personality.

 

Granted, but it’s the wrong people.

I wish the right people liked my personality.

 

Wish granted, but the right people who do like it die by your hand within a minute.

I wish to stop being lazy

 

Granted, you now overwork yourself to the point of total exhaustion.

I wish there was an easy way to correct my sleep habits.

 

granted, you slowly start sleeping earlier and earlier, as to not upset your habits

but then you give up

I wish for a way to be less lewd

 

Granted, someone performs brain surgery on you to remove all such urges, but in doing so they also damaged surrounding tissue, making you another person than the one you were before. A real double whammy-

I wish I spent more time trying to make music than I do.

 

granted, but it’s all country music

I wish I had a phone charger