Corrupt A Wish!

granted, it’s on a light switch

I wish for a nice colour

 

Granted.

Spoiler

I wish for rudeness.

 

Granted but it’s when you least expect it

I wish for a good new year

 

Granted, you don't live to see another.

I wish for support.

 

granted, you’re on life support

I wish for support in the 2020 comments war

 

Granted, it's unexclusive.

I wish I didn't log on to the forums to ~10 mentions.

 

Granted. You log on to ~100 mentions.

I wish I coukd read and conorehend passages faster

 

Granted, you still can't spell.

I wish there existed an autocorrect smart enough to correct all of Tsu's mistakes.

 

Gramted, bit I'n smqrt enoigh ti breqk iy.

I wish I was faster at mobile posting.

 

Granted, you never see a real keyboard again.

I wish Nichijou had more episodes.

 

granted, it’s hentai

I wish ngnl had more episodes

 

granted. It's fanfic content.

I wish SAO had less episodes

 

Granted, the 99% that are left are 10 times as popular.

I wish I didn't just finish Nichijou, so I could experience it anew again.

Is the manga good?

 

granted, you start again from the second last second of the last episode

I wish my skin wasn’t so dry

also the mangas good, I’ve bought vol. 1 and 2

 

Granted, you put on so much moisturizer that it creates a thick layer upon your skin, thus you can't breathe, thus you die.

I wish I didn't oversleep.

Time to find where I can read it for free or buy it cheaply then.

 

granted, you wake up 4 hours before you meant to, leading to an entire day without the energy you need

I wish I didn’t undersleep

they sell them at my local comic book store as well as anime stores

 

Granted, you now didn't sleep at all.

I wish I knew of a bookstore that sold manga where I live.

 

Granted,but it only sells nsfw manga.

I wish I had the time/money/dedication/effort to spare to go buy manga.

 

granted, it’s been closed for 32 years

i wish that the world wasn’t so scary

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granted, but you lose all motivation to

 

Granted. It's all just your imagination (really fvxking realistic imagination you got therr)

I wish Iwasn't easily spooked.