Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, it's so powerful it gains sentience and conquers the world.

I wish I could motivate myself to sleep in a healthy manner.

 

granted, you can but you decide not to

I wish I was forced to sleep in a healthy manner

 

granted, but you rebel against it cause it was forced upon you, and you get bad sleep thinking about it. :/

I wish I could program my sleep schedule

 

granted but you program the worst possible one

I wish for sleep

 

Granted, I have you in the back of your head with a bat.

I wish for fishies.

 

granted, you see them when you drown in the river

I wish for space fishies

 

Granted, you see them when you drown in the spaceious river.

I wish for health.

 

Granted, Everyone else dies around you.

I wish for a personal servant

 

Granted, it's personally offended, and it serves you right.

I wish that I still was hungry so I could eat more.

 

granted, your hunger is never sated

I wish that I had cool stuff

 

Granted, everything freezes.

I wish I had energy

 

granted, it overpowers you

I wish I had a reason to live

 

Granted: Death sounds boring.

I wish for interests.

 

granted, you’re interested in lolis and get arrested by the fbi

I wish for Komi lewds

 

@CringeAura
Wish granted, but you are now forever banned from the anime community due to these horrible thoughts.

I wish for safe lewds. >.>

 

Granted, they now somehow exist, but I ain't providing you with 'em.

I wish I had the ability to focus on one thing and not jump around 10 things at once whilst getting nothing done.

 

Granted, you focus on jumping around 11 things at once

I wish I could have infinite ramen

 

Granted, but you're banned from eating ramrn and can only give it away.

I wish I had something to wish for. :/

 

Granted, you could wish for the nonexistence of the concept of extant objects, but I'd dissuade you from doing so.

I wish for chili nuts.

 

Granted. The seasoning used to spice the nuts are pure ghost pepper residue, and you don’t have any cold drinks when you eat them.

I wish for a Super Mario Galaxy remake on the switch