Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it’s 5k views

I wish I’m comfortable on my 15 hour flight

 

Granted, you fall asleap peacefully (only to miss the adorable loli waitress walk by. '^')

I wish I didn't have so many thought that woukd get me arrested in an instant.

 

Granted, you get arrested either way.

I wish I didn't have to present a dance on PE today.

 

granted. You're doing it tomorrow. :D

I wish PE didn't do dance. :/

 

Granted, they now do wrestling.

I wish I magically acquired the skills and tools to become a indie developer.

 

Wrestling means intamate contact, right? ♡
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Granted, you can create games but they're all bad.

I wish I knew what I was good at.

 

Wish granted you are good at nothing.

I wish I could eat a cookie.

 

Granted but it’s poisonous

I wish I didn’t have to hold in a fart for the majority of my flight

 

Granted, you let it out. Only 3% of the passengers survived until the landing.

I wish to know what I want to do.

 

Granted, it’s not a good thing

I wish for sleep

 

Granted. 007, put 'em to sleep, if you may.

I wish motivation to do the things I think I want to do.

 

Granted, they aren’t the things you should be doing

I wish my hand wasn’t greasy so I could type with my right hand

 

Granted, your left hand is now greasy and can be used for typing.

I wish I was batman for a day.

 

granted, your parents don’t come back the following day tho

I wish I had infinite, free, fast internet that followed me around

 

Granted. Too bad it frys all your devices with how strong it is.

I wish my history final scores wasn't as bad as I think it is.

 

Granted, everyone else’s is just better

I wish for bread

 

Granted, the bread is rotten.

I wish I was more charismatic.

 

Granted, but it only attracts termites

I wish I was actually skilled at something

 

Granted, you are now a skilled imperial dictator.

I wish for a sandwich. A tasty sandwich.

 

Granted, it was made of tomatoes, and nothing else. It is served on a pewter plate.

I wish for the sweet embrace of someone or something of your choosing.