Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, but only Hero's can access it until it's re-confirmed that there are no bugs.

I wish I had Hero

 

Wish granted. You got it via pirating and you get banned from the server and forums.

I wish for my math teacher to choke on a carrot.

 

Wish granted. Sadly, that's not enough to make him stop teaching.

I wish you got a better math teacher.

 

Wish granted. Sadly, that teacher choked on a carrot and for some reason got a stroke. You got your old teacher back who is for some reason also immortal.

I wish for pens to stop running out of ink

 

granted. But now you can't write with them, which conserves the ink.

I wish I had a better pen to ink drawings

 

Wish granted. But all the pens are yellow mixed with black.

I wish I had a better laptop

 

Wish granted! To bad you can't move it around. :/

I wish my headset worked. -.-

 

Your headset works, but the left speaker is always playing the minecraft parody mine diamonds.

I wish that nether farms weren't so hard to make

 

Granted, but now they only make dirt

I wish I had self confidence

 

Granted, you gain enough self-confidence to take the action of isolating yourself from everyone around you.

I wish I did the things I set out to do.

You draw? owo

 

Wish granted. You set out to commit suicide via overdosing, a slow and painful death.

I wish for people to stop spamming this in the Wynncraft discord meme channel:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316978886087016449/522406249485303839/corn.mp4

 

Wish granted but someone starts spamming you this:
https://www.doovi.com/video/13-things-noobs-do-in-roblox/99Xnb53nhL4
I wish I had good macaroni

 

Badly. :L

Wish granted. @Mac N Cheese Man
Comes with a man tho. >.>

I wish I had something nice to eat.

 

All you get is a potato, but the potato is really hot. So you put a little bit on your fork, and you blow on it till it's cool, just cool, and into the mouth. Noice.

I wish Sinterklaas came twice a year.

 

H I S S

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Wish granted, but he comes two milliseconds after he left

I wish I could cover all of Wynncraft in Mac N Cheese

 

Wish granted, but It's hot and it melts all buildings
I wish my cat wouldn't scratch me when I picked her up

 

Wish granted. She now scratches you until you pick her up.

I wish I had a kitten. <3

 

Wish granted, you get a kitten that's lactose intolerant.
I want a small lego set

 

WIsh granted, the lego set will teleport into your lungs whenever you are in (at most) 1 mile away from it

I wish for friends

 

Wish granted, but they leave you.
I wish for a nice dog