Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it isn't as happy as you hoped.

I wish for more words with by most unknown alternate meanings.

 

granted but not right now

I wish I didn't drink that

 

Wish granted. You drank toxic waste instead.

I wish that @Leonardonox referenced The Flintstones when corrupting my wish about having a gay old time

 

Granted, but I forgot to because I haven't watched The Flintstones in forever.

I wish for the granters favorite type of dessert.

 

granted, its a sundae with toxic waste

I wish for a jelly filled doughnut

 

Granted.


I wish for ramen.

 

granted, the men are ra.

i wish for onigiri

 

Granted.

But they're too cute to eat. '^'

I wish I could make something nice like this..

 

Granted but it takes you 20 years to make one

I wish for fast, cheap, good and healthy food

 

granted by my definition of fast, cheap, good and healthy food is raw pig.

i wish I wasn't stuck in the hellhole of a school im stuck in

 

granted. welcome to prison.

I wish school was more interesting. .-.

 

Wish granted, however, other “fun” activities and celebrations like carnivals, holidays, and parties no longer exist.

I wish my science teacher would teach about something other than physics.

 

Granted. Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15˚C and still be 0k?

I wish I actually understood this without having to think too much. -.-

 

granted. it’s the only thing you understand

i wish for the world to end

 

granted, but it starts again

I wish my phone battery was decent

 

Granted, they remove the earphone jack. Wait...

I wish I knew how I want to spend my time.

 

Wish granted. All of your time is now on NSFW stuff.

I wish for a Kit-Kat.

 

Wish granted. It tastes like a candy corn however.

I wish for people to stop wasting precious helium on balloons

 

Wish granted they waste precious Nuclear Radiation on balloons now

I wish to know why I can't upload images on this forum

 

granted, its because they suck

i wish for cool songs