Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but the Memeface, Shrek, and other normie memes are revived alongside it.

I wish for constructive criticism on this wish.

 

Granted, but it's written in writing that's so small you can't read it.

nah just kidding there's nothing here

I wish for a friend

 

Granted, you get 5 (human) friends. They all have a mental disability that makes it impossible for you to communicate with them.
I wish for a Topaz redemption arc in Steven universe.

 

Holy mother of god this thread is still going...
Wish granted but it gets cancelled after 2 episodes.
I wish for the world to be rid of its terrorists.

 

Wish granted! Terrorism is forever destroyed by the permanent installation of mass surveillance, ending freedom of speech and privacy.

I wish for complete immunity to disease.

 

Wish granted! The human race is hit with an un-curable disease that kills of it's victims, but you are un-affected. You now have to live the rest of your life as the last human on earth.

I wish for the 'ideal' girlfriend.

 

Granted. You are murdered by her jealous admirers before you even have the chance to meet her.

I wish for complete immunity to mental illness.

 

Granted. You die from a physical illness.

 

Granted! Your silent wish is interpreted as 'I wish to be brutally murdered'

I wish that this wish doesn't come true.

 

Granted, but now it's come true

I wish for a new scarf

 

Granted, but it happens to be sentient and strangles you

I wish that the world was governed by smart people that want to save humanity and aren't trying to make themselves richer

 

Granted, but they accidentally create a flesh-eating biological enzyme that destroys humanity

I wish for good teachers

 

granted, but they only teach for one year until some shit student ruins it, and then you have a bad teacher for the rest of your school year.
I wish to be Rasputin

 

Granted, but your killed in exactly the same way as him only it lasts as long as some people think it did (you drowning while trapped under ice)

I wish for likes

 

Granted, but later someone flipped the like sign and it became dislikes

I wish for bloomi to come out

 

Granted, but it replaces Corkus and is an enormous, buggy disappointment.


I wish for the power to read minds.

 

Granted But You can't turn it of and are always around somebody
I wish i was a higher lvl in wyncraft

 

Granted! You're level 9001 and immediately get banned for wish-based hacking.

I wish for Archer to be buffed.

 

Granted, but jumla put his coffee on the nerf archer button a day later (dont ask) and it made all archer weapons do 0-0 damage and all of archers stats are 0, also it cant use skill points

I wish for me to get a legendary fusion necklace

 

granted but you acidently throw it in a hopper in a dungeon
I wish i had a siwtch