Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, watch exerb1a.

I wish for information.

 

granted, its false

i wish for maymays

 

Wish granted; it’s harambe

I wish for my retired band teacher to come back

 

Wish granted but only for a day


I wish for cheese cake

 

Granted, but it's this:


I wish to get the cake I'm getting tomorrow now.

 

Granted. To get there in time, it's shot out of a cannon and splattered on your front door.

I wish I could cheer myself up at will.

 

Wish granted but only a little


I wish to play Maple Story 2

 

Granted, but it's the story of how maple syrup was created.

I wish for excitement.

 

granted, but its about nothing

i wish for feet

 

Granted, someone hands them to you. They're yours.

I wish for undecapitation.

 

Granted, you now have two heads

I wish for stuff & things

 

Granted, Sl1pg8r pays you a visit.

I wish for breakfast.

 

granted, its brunch

i wish for brunch

 

Granted, it's 10 pm.

I wish for snacks.

 

granted, but they're healthy

i wish for bacon

 

Granted:

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I wish for edible food.

 

Granted, but it tastes horrible.

I wish for no wish repeats. >.>

 

Granted, but eventually everything is said and this thread dies. eventually

I wish for the granter of this wish's post to contain an image.

 

granted but its corrupt

i wish for water

 

Granted, but the flames boil it into skin burning steam.

I wish for earth.