Corrupt A Wish!

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i wish that these sorts of wishes weren't made

 

Wish granted. Instead, a different code is used.

J XJTI UIBU J EJDO'U EP UIJT CZ IBOE

 

Granted, but I don't understand so nothing happens.

I wish for uncyphered wishes.

 

granted but 101011 10100101 101 10101 0

i wish i could be bothered typing actual binary

 

Granted, but you don't know what to write.

I wish for wishes unrelated to ciphers or codes.

 

granted, but they're related to sandwiches instead

i wish for nine sandwiches

 

Granted, I put a - before them, so instead you will lose nine sandwiches.

I wish that I could focus on the assignment I have to get done today instead of waiting for and replying to people on the forums and discord.

 

granted



nothing special, just focus man

im on holidays anyway

i wish for you to start working

 

Granted, but I still procrastinate now and then.

I wish for Nico to have a great holiday!

 

granted but its only two weeks

i wish for stuff to do besides work i need to do

 

granted. You can post revealing pictures online.

I wish I had work besides homework to do.

 

Granted, but it's even more platonic.

I wish for engaging work.

 

Granted, it's engaging because your life hands in the balance. Really fvcking boring otherwise.

I wish I worked harder when I was younger.

 

Granted, but you laze about now, making the hard work you pushed through when you were younger eventually useless.

I wish that knowledge wouldn't require learning.

 

Granted. It now requires you to just sit there and do nothing.
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Did I mention it took 1000x more time? Have fun doing absolutely nothing. xd

I wish I could absorb information like a sponge.

 

Granted, you become a sponge.

I wish that exurb1a would stop planting bombs inside my head.

 

granted, they plant it in your feet

i wish i could understand weeb language

 

Wish granted! Just make a contract with this cute lil dude.


I wish I never made that contract. D:

 

Granted, you turn either way.

I wish you guys understood my exerb1a reference.

 

granted but we dont care

i wish for things to do