Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted, however you are forced to listen to this for the whole time period:



I wish for more American cartoons to have a continuing story like anime does.

 

Granted, they continue for eternity

I wish for wifi

 

Granted, but you don't have the password.

I wish I knew how to improve my electronics.

 

Granted, but you can never remember how to put the parts back.


I wish I could learn languages easily.

 

Granted, but you're mute and blind soooooooo........

I wish I could see.

 

Granted, but someone removes your eyes with a fork.

I wish for sporks.

 

Wish granted. The doctor uses it on you to do a diabetes test.

I wish for my teacher to give me an A on my book report

 

Granted but you fail overall

I wish for 4G not shitty 3G

 

Granted, it's slow and sonstently refreshing LTE.

I wish my data didn't get cut everytime I get onto school campus

 

Granted, it's cut permanently

I wish for food

 

granted, but you got to order it first and then pay for it afterwards.

I wish american food was as true to the image as japanese food

 

Granted, you never want to eat American food again

I wish for stuff and things

 

granted. You get things. And stuff.
Note the italics.

I wish to know what stuff and things were

 

Granted, but they're made up of the things and stuff you dear the most.

I wish I knew what Tsuin fears.

 

Granted, but the one telling you might be lying.

I wish you didn't try to look into me there. >.>

 

Granted, I look through you.

I wish for chocolate.

 

granted, its brown

I wish to know leos true identity

 

Granted.

Your next line is, "Is that a muther fvcking Jojo reference?!?!?!"

I wish I got it right.

 

Granted, but you don't remember knowing it after having read it in this sentence.

I wish for corruption.

 

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