Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. This time is has no Nico in the way.

I wish I coukd reverse edit an image. ;p;

 

granted but there's a maki behind the nico

I wish for warm hands

 

Granted. But I wonder where you placed your hands to get that steamy warm and wet feeling?

I wish everyone knows tgat I'm talking aboutal a sauna

 

granted but everyone knows what you actually meant

I wish you didn't have a stroke during that sentence

 

Wish granted. Nozomi-senpai now had a heart attack during that sentence.

I wish there was nothing in the way of your face when you did your face reveal

 

granted, at 1000 likes maybe

I wish for sushi

 

Granted. But only when you face reveal.

I wish for happy feelings. ^-^

 

Wish granted.


I wish for people to stop making Sayori hanging jokes

 

Wish granted. Now everyone takes about how Monika is best girl. (As well as making jokes about Sayori's death [but not hanging])

I wish we could all learn how to tie a noose because it's practical for every use.

 

Wish granted, however tying a noose is still taboo and illegal.

I wish I raised my hand and said “A Noose” when my science teacher asked for some examples of pendulums the other day

 

Wish granted, but they want you to show a live demonstration of it's use as well as the maximum swing. The demonstration must be carried on long enough for everyone to calculate the period and frequency of each swing, as well as the arc length and speed of the rope, from three different points on said noose.
Did I say want? This is mandatory.

I wish I knew how to maths so I could solve this dilemma.

 

granted but you're lazy

I wish I wasn't stuck in a fire drill

 

granted. Instead you're stuck at school while the police and searching for who had the crack.

I wish I knew how to do time management

 

Granted, you now know how to manage your time, but seeing the awful effects of diverging on such a path (actually being productive) made you turn the complete opposite.

I wish I could choose which gymnasium I'll apply for in 5 months.

 

Granted, but you choose the worst one.

I wish I wasn't missing out on so much school lately.

 

Granted, but then you miss out on whatever has made you miss out on school so much lately.

I wish to know what Nico's been up to to be missing school.

 

Granted. It's really lewd tho and involves @Maki Nishikino

I wish I was allowed to post certain pictures

 

Granted, but you get thrown into jail either way.

I wish for Tsu to be a bit less lewd now and then.

 

granted. I'm less lewd but more of a perv.

I wish Leo didn't just try that.

 

Granted, I did it without even trying.

I wish that @Tsuin could understand that lewding isn't the answer to everything.