Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. The wishmaster does not understand your wish and drops a giant 0 on your head, crushing you.

I wish for a puppy.

 

Granted but it's dead

I wish for wifi

 

Granted, but only if you're willing to pay $100 a minute.

I wish that I didn't make the bad decision to cut my hair short a few years back.

 

granted, but you probs look good anyway

I wish for energy

 

Granted, it's nuclear.

I wish for understanding.

 

Granted, you understand everything and nothing

I wish for a pie

 

You get a pumpkin pie in Wynncraft, but because it is a vanilla item, you get banned

I wish for a cake

 

Granted, but you can't eat it because you're not allowed to by the server.

I wish for cookies.

 

You get a ton of internet cookies which you now have to delete.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

 

Wish granted, it has needles in it

I wish my math teacher was better at teaching.

 

Wish granted. You math teacher can teach Sign Language like a god. Math? Nah.

I wish my school taught more languages, regardless of which ones.

 

granted, they teach coding languages because those are neat

I wish for a good pic

 

Wish granted. There’s only one new language taught, which is Latin. Have fun finding a use for that

I wish for GMOs and pesticides to be illegal

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ninja’d

Granted, however the file is too big

 

Granted. But it's only illegal for use on the elderly. Which means using it on food and little children is a-okay~ :D

I wish I could make a wholesome wish...

 

granted, you know exactly what to wish for

I wish people would stop badgering me for a face pic

 

granted. Now show a full body pic. >.<

I wish Nico would show a picture of themselves

 

granted but its only a face

i wish for things

 

wasn't even a face. :T
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Granted. You get a bunch of thibgs you can't use. IE. selfie with nico in the way.

I wish you had 1000 likes already. -.-

 

Granted, but they're all from you liking all their posts in Forum Games.

I wish I could hope to keep my Like>Post ratio even though I plan to start a shop.

 

granted but you can't be bothered making a shop anyways

I wish for a better photo to post