Corrupt A Wish!

yeah sorta

I wish you wished

 

Granted, but it may be nestled somewhere in my little rant-... thing.

I wish for the granters favorite pasta.

 

granted its penne

I wish I didn't let this get to second page

 

Granted. It gets to third.

I wish I didn't forget about this thread.

 

Wish granted. The existence of this thread is now stuck in your memory for all eternity and you remember it at all times of your life.

I wish to be happy

 

Grantrd.

I wish I didn't get arrested for selling you druga.

 

granted, you get arrested for being a weeb

I wish for my friend to not be weird

 

Wish granted, your friend is now lewd instead.

I wish I was old enough to get a paying job.

 

granted, its a lewd job

i wish i could be bothered to get a job

 

Granted, you work as a cactus prickleness tester.

I wish for a meme.

 

granted:


i wish for the person whom will grant my wish a life of health, love, happiness and respecc.

 

Granted, but they'll recieve it two life times later. Until then and after then they live a poor life of misery, fated to die sad and alone.

I wish I got a huggle. '^'

 

*huggles, but a teeny bit too aggressively* (you break in half)

I wish for a non-deadly huggle.

 

Granted. It's a very light huggle. You can't even feel it.

I wish someone lovingly gave me a huggle (wih me surviving pls)

 

I huggle you lovingly, but you turn corrupted in the process.

I wish I wasn't apparently corrupted.

 

granted, you're lewd

I wish for money

 

granted, but only because you do lewd things with a pole and alot of people around.

I wish mental images were clearer.

 

granted, it turns out they're all fucking lewds

I wish for moe anime grills

 

granted. all moe loli lewds though soooo... ARRESTED!

Iwish for quality over quantity

 

granted, you get one quality lewd

I wish for quality and quantity