Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but i dont know what you mean by "fight"

i wish i didnt jump to conclusions

 

granted you hop to them

I wish @Arch wasn't so inactive when he hosts a flippin roleplay

 

Granted. Instead Aquila takes the throne and becomes inactive, which stops TWO rps.

I wish I knew how to interact with myself (this sounds really wierd not in my head... .-.)

 

granted

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i wish i could focus on my study

 

Granted, you forget about the forums and lose all your amazing friends.

I wish for a potato salad.

 

granted, its sour

i wish for lemons

 

Wish granted they are EXTREMELY SOUR


I wish for apples

 

Wish granted. They arr SUPRISINGLY SOUR

I wish for a non sour fruit

 

Wish granted they are salty


I wish for cheese

 

Wish granted, but it'a only after someone cuts it.

I wish for cheese rolling

 

Wish granted it's giant and it rolled on top of you



I wish for a better sleep schedule

 

Granted, but you never stick to it.

I wish I could force myself to go to sleep right now.

 

Wish granted just find that spot on your neck to pass out



I wish I knew how to do that

 

Wish grantrd. You know how to but can never do so successfully.

I wish that didn't hurt so much when I failed

 

Wish granted the paint transferred to your eyes


I wish for milk

 

granted but its turned into cheese wheels

i wish for cheese wheels

 

Granted, but theh roll away.

I wish they stayed by my side

 

granted but now you're rolling with them

I wish for 37 sandwiches

 

granted they are knuckle sandwiches

i wish my knuckles didn't hurt so much from giving 37 knuckle sandwhiches.

 

granted. Yhey don't hurt because you don't have any hands left to hurt. Just what used to be hands.

I wish I didn't just imagine you with a sandwich for a hand instead of an actually hand. :/