Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. However, it’s dungeon realms

I wish I slept better last night and still woke up at the right time

 

granted, you sleep in a way that you back doesnt hurt as much, but you still feel tired

i wish for puns

 

Wish granted they aren't very PUNny


I wish I didn't make that pun

 

Wish granted. I'm still gonna PUNish you

I widh this stopped

 

Granted, though it started again and spiralled off to become even worse.

I wish that I had something to do.

 

Granted. You can grant my wish.

I wish you were the one to grant this. ;D

 

Granted, but I become terribly clingy because you wanted me specifically to grant the wish. (Also I was late to grant your wish)

I wish to be granted more attention.

 

Granted. Your senpai notices you~ Oh wait. They be a yandere. .-.
...
Did I mention that that other guy outsidr your house also likes you? Also a yandere as well... welp. GL.

I wish you stopped clinging so the two yanderes would stop sending me death threats. D:

 

Wish granted they stopped sending death threats due to the fact that they are going to your house to kill you



I wish for cheese cake

 

Wish granted. It's poisoned.

I wish I didn't taste test it.

 

Wish granted you are still chased by yanderes


I wish my IPad loaded my signature

 

Wish granted- but only in really small font that matches the background colour.

I wish I could custumize the color of my name

 

Granted, only you can see it though.

I wish for some coffee

 

How does that affect pictures or gifs

Wish granted it's poisoned


I wish for mac and cheese

 

Granted but the macaroni is made from humans.

I wish for humans.

 

f. I meant really small font as in everything is small, just not the text. >.<
What's the correct one for images? :/

Granted, but over the course of a few thousand years they drove themselves to extinction.

I wish for cat-girls

 

Granted, they act like regular cats and hate you or ignore you. ( I love cats though)

I wish for a calculator

 

Granted, but it always puts the result of by a random factor between 1.1-1.05 and 0.95-0.9

I wish I wasn't procrastinating right now.

 

You already have one though, @Rin Hoshizora

Wish granted. You do it later, and get the assignment half-done before you start procrastinating.

I wish that I had no homework for tonight

 

But she's not mine~ ;-;

Wish granted. Instead, the work was due today and you forgot to do it.

I wish thr busses I had to ride weren't always filled to 110% capacity