Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted


I wish for 8 burgers

 

Wish granted, but they're all the size of an m&m.

I wish 9 fairy bread

 

Granted. They're covered in fairy dust, and you know where that comes from. (ded fairies)

I wish for it to rainn't.

 

granted, it hails

I wish for 8 non-sandwiches

 

Granted, they're wooden planks.

I wish that I wouldn't have a dentist appointment in 9 hours.

 

granted its in 8 hours

I wish for 9 sandwiches

 

Granted, they're filled with dirt.

I wish I hadn't just been at the dentist.

 

granted, its been about 2 and a half hours since you went to the dentist

i wish my dental hygiene was good

 

Wish granted, though you had to get your cavities filled without painkillers to accomplish that.

I wish I remembered to take my English folder home so I could get my syllabus signed and bring it back

 

granted but they want it signed yesterday now

i wish i had a life

 

Granted, but you get 1 hour to live.

I wish I slept better

 

granted, you sleep in a way that benefits your neck

I wish for bananas

 

Granted, however they taste like bad oranges.

I wish for happiness

 

granted but Hah! Penis!

I wish I didn't make that 'joke'

 

Granted, you never made that joke, however it will be written on your gravestone.

I wish for a pencil

 

Granted, its the world’s smallest pencil (around 1 nanometer or something)

I wish to be better at corrupting wishes

 

granted, but you corrupt them into better wishes

I wish for a number of sandwiches

 

Wish granted. 0 is still a number.

 

I wish you wished

 

Wish granted




I wish for a RPG