Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted.

Wish granted. But since you're the only one able to anonymously dislike, we all know its you anyways. -.-

I wish the English language made sense phonetically

 

granted but i dont understand so you get a sandwich

i wish for a sandwich as well

 

Wish granted, its filled with bugs, dirt, vomit, and other nasty things.

I wish my brother wasn’t going away for college so I can play Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze on his Switch

 

Wish granted. With no college in his way, he spends all his time playing on the switch tho.

I wish I had a nintendo switch

 

granted, it's a light switch by Nintendo

I wish for two sandwiches

 

Granted, they replace your hands.

I wish for better waffles.

 

Wish granted. It’s only a single piece of a waffle, and you get no syrup, butter, or anything else on it or with it.

I wish for all anime haters to eat a tide pod.

 

Granted, but due to its toxicity it gives them superpowers and they become anime protags.

I wish I was more active in school. -.-

 

granted, but you become more active on the forums in school

I wish for three sandwiches

 

Granted. They are all identical and occupy the exact same space, causing a nuclear fusion reaction that kills you and everyone within 10 miles of you.

I wish for a new oboe reed.

 

granted its made of oboe

i wish for four sandwiches

 

Granted. They're literally made out of sand.

I wish for a better sleep schedule.

 

Granted. Now, you must go to bed at exactly 9 and get up at 6:30 or you instantly die. Good luck.

I wish for a better short-term memory.

 

granted. you remember everything one microsecond longer

i wish for 5 sandwiches

 

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i wish for this wish to be corrupted

 

i̢͛̒̓҉͍͈̝̟͔̹ ͮͯ̏̍̍̌̐̓͏̯̼̦̪w̅̓ͨͬ̾ͮͥ͝҉̘͍̥̱̬̘͍̪i̵̡̡̯̱̠͉͚̩ͣ͋͂ͭ̆ͩ͆̃̌ṣ̵͓͕̺̼̫̹̽ͦ̐̋͆̚ͅh͚͙͑̉͐̌ͪ͡ ̩̌̏ͪ̅̓ͤ͡ḟ̷̢̛̲͕̇ͦ̽̽̉̓̊ō̮̎r̡̨͇̝̟̟͖͛̆̐́͋ͭ̚ ̸̗̱̱̝͛̄̂͞ͅț̨̰̜̤͉͔̔ͭͬ́ḫ̴̮͙̍̿ͣ̏̆̒͢ḯ̹̹̟̣̩̆́̓̂̀͘s̥̞̠̘͎͍̈́̂̈́ͥͩ̇͊ͦͭ ͖̼̳͎̫̮͊ͪ̓̀ͧ͝w̢͈̟̹̠̌̽̉́i̤̙̲ͬ͗̇ͮ͌́ͪ͡͝s̲͚̳̜̠̟͚̀̌̅̏̎̓̽͡ḩ̎̃͗̂̒͌͑̚͏̠̣̩͢ ̸̰̬͍̫̮̺̺͍͔̽̋͌ͩ̚̕t̯͕̪̠̖̣̬̳̤ͨ̌ͭ͝ő̫͔̟͔̘̈́̅͋̏͐ͯ ̥̯̣͖̠̍̚ͅb̵̨̰̟̮̹̼̰̗̄ͬ͑̒ͬ͝ȇ̸̘̯̭͚̥͎̠̪̐ͩ̔͘ ̶͓̝̘͕͐ͦ̔͒ͪc̲̮͇ͣ́ͪͮ́ö̵̢̰̪͍̠̘̬̯͉̐̓̓ͨ̊ͣr̖̯̘ͨ͑͟ͅr̛̠͖̠̦̮͉̺̟ͨu̴̡̫̼͎͗̿̾͊͆͆̈́p̨͈̄̔͡t͚̘̹͓̼͆ͭ͘e͕ͩ̈̃ͦ̀̒͗͐͢d̛͔̲̏ͫ̇̆

i wish for six, non-poisioned sandwiches

 

i wish for the world to end

 

Wish granted, however the Big Bang happens again, the Earth is created again and all of the current living people are reborn, and everything happens like deja vu.

I wish for Pokemon Let’s Go Pikachu and Let’s Go Eevee to not be released

 

granted, it just appears one day

i wish for 7 sandwiches

 

Granted, but the person cooking is horrible at it and gives you 7 gourmet sushi dishes.

I wish you stopped wishing for sandwiches. >.>