Corrupt A Wish!

The tea is full of salt. It's also scalding hot, ALWAYS.
I wish I had a stack of LE.

 

it's the LE from jungle fever.
I wish i could afford an Apoc

 

Apoc gets nerfed to hell
I wish i could get 2 stacks of actual LE

 

Granted, but you accidently drop both of your stax in the csst hoppers.
I wish that fallen factory wasn't so long.

 

Granted, it's now only one stage, a boss fight that will take 3 years.

I wish for a living pet gummy bear that is about 30 pounds.

 

Granted, but we're in Soviet Russia, and the gummy bear eats you instead of you eating the gummy bear.
I wish that my level 100 class would delete sooner.

 

Granted it will delete soon™

I wish for non wynn themed questions on this thread.

 

Granted, they're gavel themed.

I wish the US used centimetres.

 

Granted, but they are banned in any state that contains the letter "E" or "U" in the name

I wish for friends...

 

granted, but they are all inanimate objects

i wwish for more high quality rips

 

Wish granted but as soon as you get on the bed the tea spills out everywhere
I wish i was a penguin

 

that wish was from a longish time ago.... but ill still corrupt your wish...
Granted, you are a penguin but you never get any thing done in life because all you can think is "Do I have knees?"

I wish for a pet, with ears.

 

Granted, you get a brown bear that betrays you and mauls you alive.

I wish for a mythic wand that is in the Minecraft server called Wynncraft. The wand is called Pure and is objectively terrible.

(edit 4 grammar)

 

Granted, but instead of getting the pure directly you get a stack of LE. You buy a 520% sd one but the seller scams you and puts a depressing stick in the window instead of the pure and you didn't bother to check if it was the right item, which it wasn't.
I wish that I could lose weight faster.

 

granted, but you turn into a spooky scary skeleton from all that wweight loss


i wwish for cavve story to be a thing again




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i lovve howw evveryone ignored my wwish









there is no wway to corrupt high quality rips

 

Granted, you now have a book called "Cave Story" by Dr. Seuss. Newly published!

I wish for my Minecraft to stop crashing when I try to reload the chunks.

 

Wish Granted! Instead your computer crashes.

I wish for a non-lethal muffin.

 

Wish granted. It doesn't kill you but it does give you food poisoning.

I wish for the DUP to denounce Theresa May and exit their pathetic 'coalition'.

 

Granted, instead the Conservatives go into a coalition with the BNP

I wish for the next comment to be funny

 

Granted, but it's depressing and no one gets it.

I wish for an Xbox One Controller from the Microsoft Design Lab, in which the colours are chosen by myself, and comes with Bluetooth.