Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, you now can only feel extreme happiness. Forever.
I wish.

 

Granted.
...
I think.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
I'm not sure.
You're not sure.
How do we check.
I'm not sure if the wish was granted.
Let's hope it is.
Even though it probably isn't.
But hope.

I wish
I didn't add
random spacing
everywhere
in my
sentences.

 

Granted, now they're all upside down.

I wish that people could understand and reason with each other better.

 

Granted. But nothing really changes. Because we can all reason well already. Yes. Totally. Definitely have evidence for that. Indeed. Yeah- screw your opinion- I'm right. :T

I wish I didn't confuse myself. -.-

 

Granted. Instead, you confuse everyone around you constantly.

I wish for waffles, good waffles.

 

granted but they are $99.95 per bite

i wish for moneys

 

Granted. You stole them from a store, from a monopoly carton.

I wish for motivation.

 

granted, you are motivated to do nothing

i wish for better wishes

 

Granted, but they've already been made.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

 

Alright, granted. But you can't hold time and it all flows away.

I wish to cut off the tongue of my little brother.

 

Granted. I don't even need to change anything, you just experience the real-world consequences.

I wish for a rubber chicken.

 

Granted. The rubber chicken make a noise every second someone is within 16 miles of it.
I wish that all types of noodles became tortellini

 

granted but no one cares

I wish for better pasta

 

Granted. All the pasta is tortellini
I wish for all food items to turn into tortellini

 

granted but no one eat it and everyone starves

I wish for less tortellini

 

Granted. but your wish backfires and turns you into tortellini!
I wish for Yazawa to be tortellini forever!

 

Granted, but all the tortellini in the world (including Yazawa) becomes moldy.

I wish the word tortellini looked right, because I've looked at it too much and it sure looks wrong.

 

wish granted. the word now looks like this: pasta

I wish for alfredo and no tortellini

 

granted it tastes good

I wish for more alfredo

 

Wish granted, you are given alfredo that tastes like a dead and decaying human.
I wish for eternal youth.