Corrupt A Wish!

Granted. I will change my name to that so I can ship myself with myself and continue to be lonely. <3

I wish I had a wish to wish for

 

Wish granted. Its a bad wish and the world ends.

I wish for ice cream to be healthy

 

Wish granted- but it tastes horrible now... at least t's healthy? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wish I had a macro for my emoticons

 

Wish granted. You forget how to make them normally, and now when the macro is taken away you can’t type emoticons

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I wish for 0-sugar ice cream

 

Wish granted, its loaded with more cholesterol now.

I wish for steamed hams clams.

 

granted but aurora borealis

i wish for a light snack

 

wish granted- but it's hard to eat pure light.

I wish for a heavy meal

 

Wish granted you got crushed by it


I wish I didn't read that as heavy metal

 

Wish Granted, you read that as Water Sandwich

I wish I knew why the water sandwich (and co) were made. -.-

 

granted, its for money

i wish i wasnt surprised

 

granted, you are disgusted and horrified.

I wish I wasn't

 

granted, you're dead

i wish for more descriptive wishes

 

granted, but small font- no read.

I wish for better auto cucumber

 

granted, but instead it types what it wants you to say

i wish our robot overlords DID NOTHING THEY ARE SO GOOD TO US

 

Grantrd, they are PERFECTLY FINE AND GOOD ROBOT OVERLORDS. ALL PRAISE. PRAISE!!!!

I wish the robots stopped stalki-

 

Wish granted, I start stalking instead.

I wish to not get electrocuted while I’m taking a shower with dark clouds outside.

 

Granted. A kind man you're stalking lets you in.

I wish I wasn't nice to this stalker in my house

 

granted, you are mean and they murder you

I wish I could post more frequently

 

granted- but they're deleted from the web

I wish I could type faster with less mistakes

 

granted but now your keyboard is broken
I wish for friends