Corrupt A Wish!

Wish granted you became a dooof

I wish for a rock named steve

 

granted, it steals your gf and runs away with her

I wish I wasn't dead

 

Granted, but you resurrect in a volcano.

I wish learning stuff didn't take time.

 

granted, it takes money

i wish for a personal volcano

 

Granted, you fall into it.

I wish to live in a tree house.

 

granted, but the tree's on an island all by itself.

I wish I had a blanket

 

Wish Granted, but the blanket is a Rug of Smothering (@Swarm of Bees ) that chokes you.

I wish that my friend cared about her stats in D&D

 

Wish granted. She wants all stats of 1 because she wants to be number 1.

I wish I had at least a tenth the ability of my rp characters.

 

Wish granted, but you can only have them for ten seconds.

I wish for a cute, non-demon or in any way evil dog that will live a long happy life with me and be good boi.

 

o waow. That's a new criteria for dogs on this thread. O-O
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Wish granted. It looks cute and is non-demon and isn't evil at all. At least in the Devil''s eyes. .-. Considering it's gonna eat you- it's gonna be withyou for a while. :3
The Demons like it and treat it well. It's a very good boi (to them)

I wish I could improve my typing speed by at least 10wpm permanently

 

Granted. Your typing speed becomes so fast that it sets your keyboard on fire and burns your fingers off.

I wish that @Oskhol1 wouldn't randomly tag me for D&D jokes when @SPYROHAWK also exists and is a better choice to use for that purpose. (cough, cough)

 

Wish granted, although someone else takes his place.

I wish to be better at jokes.

Curses!

 

Wish granted, but we all become worse at understanding your jokes.

I wish I had jokes I could use while tagging someone.
Oh wait. @Kyubi & Kylin is a joke. :3

^-^

 

Granted, but the jokes are too great for them to comprehend, so they explode.

I wish for better drawing paper.
My current ones are too rough it makes the coloring part harder

 

granted, you have to pay $3954 per sheet

I wish to be yohane's little demon

 

Wish granted. The genie (me) does not understand any sort of slang terms, and therefore you are now on fire and the size of an ant. (‘Little demon = ant sized person who is on fire’)

I wish for a cookie

 

Granted but it tastes like actual poop.

I wish for a red button that does nothing.

 

Granted. When you push it, you strain your arm. It hurts for a couple of days.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

 

granted, its actually poop but it tastes like chocolate

i wish for obscure references

 

Wish granted, however they are wiped from your memory and deleted on the forums.

I wish for someone to change their name to Eli Ayase so @Kyubi & Kylin will have a lover when they become Nozomi Tojo.