Corrupt A Wish!

wish granted, but it only changes frames once every wynncraft update. So soon™

I wish I could get back into wynn

 

Granted, but the game suddenly reverts to being what it was before gavel and everyone eventually stops playing, except you for you've gotten so back into wynn you can't stop. When the servers shut down because of inactivity you spend the rest of your years reading the wiki and your saved copy of the forums.

I wish for the wynn yt to be a teensy bit more alive.

 

Wish granted shotgunraids starts doing click bait on wynncraft

I wish for the end of shotgunraids

 

granted they are reborn as pistolraids.

it is tooooo hot in the summer and school is about to start ;-;

 

granted but you didnt technically wish :P

i wish for people to wish

 

wish granted- but it was ages ago.

I wish I could sort throigh my memories into things to remember and trash

 

granted but you accidentally trash everything

i wish to not get arrested

 

granted, but you get detained and jailed instead.

I wish there were moar legal lolis

 

granted, but they're lying

i wish this jail cell was easy to get out of

 

granted but it is easy to get out of because the lions await for you, hidden outside the cell.

I WISH that the summer wasnt this hot and school wasn't about to start.

 

granted, you're freezing and school started last week

i wish for a warm blanket

 

Granted, it's steaming hot, burning your skin.

I wish for a cookie jar.

 

granted- but there's no cookies in it.

I wish I could change my appearance.

 

Granted, but it's entierly random, both when it changes and to what.

I wish for clementine cake.

 

granted its 1 picometre tall and 1 nanometer wide

I wish for warm hands

 

Granted, they're warm, in a situation where the sun is considered cold.

I wish for any glass of water i ever drink to never be lukewarm.

 

granted. Instead- it's boiling.

I wish I could control the temperature.

 

Granted, but only the temperature of your own body. You don't want to change that too much.

I wish for the power to turn invisible.

 

Wish granted you accidentally became visible in the girls bathroom


I wish for ooof

 

Granted, but it's backwards: fooo

I wish for foood.