Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, but it's extra sticky and stains everything it comes into contact with.

I wish a day had more than 24 hours.

 

Wish granted, now everyone’s sleep schedules are messed up and the world goes into mass panic. Enjoy your 100 hour days!

I wish to be able to redo stupid things I do

 

Granted, but when you redo the stupid things, they become even more stupid.

I wish I could do something productive right now.

 

granted. You sent a response to the wishing game- causing the messages within to raise by 1. A very productive task indeed.

I wish I didn't forget my phone when I went out today. -.-

 

Wish granted you forgot to bring your phone tomorrow



I wish for that I stopped sleeping at 4AM

 

granted, you sleep at 5am

i wish for original wishes

 

Granted, they're original copies, the wishes they copy haven't been copied before.

I wish for originaler wishes

 

granted they are more original copies of that original wish

i wish for original non-copied wishes

 

Granted, but they're so bad you'd rather have copies of the wishes already shown great.

I wish for the originalest of wishes.

 

granted, its copyrighted

I wish to be able to draw good

 

Wish granted you are good at drawing off brand animu



I wish for a knife

 

granted, you cut yourself accidentally with it and you bleed to death



i wish for death

 

Wish granted you respawned

I wish for a stick

 

granted i break it

i wish for two sticks

 

They're sticks of nuclear waste. Enjoy your daily dose of radiation.

I wish I didn't have a big gash in my arm.

 

granted its on your leg

i wish for a bigger umbrella

 

granted, but it's forever floppy and no one wants to be near it- not look at it.

I wish I didn't automatically see "umbrella" and think "duck" and then try to convince myself I'm normal by connecting them with "wet girls" and then "soaked see-through clothes from rain" and then "girls like ducks" as well as "duck like wet"
.-.

 

granted, now you just think of wet umbrellas

i wish for the truth

 

Granted, but it scars you for life.

I wish for a lie.

 

Wish granted the earth is flat



I wish for my pfp to be animated