Corrupt A Wish!

granted, its a 6 pack of beer cans

i wish you quoted

 

Granted, he will now quote you in every single sentence for the rest of his life, and you will be notified through Discord every single time.

I wish I could know what those 7 alerts I had this morning on that The Foundation thread were.

 

Wish grated. But you forgot.

I wish I didn't forget

 

granted but you forget everything else

I wish for less work to do

 

Granted but you had so much to do at first you still have 1000000 billion years worth of work to do and no friends to help you with it.

I wish there wasn’t homework over the summer.

 

Granted, but the summer disappears.

I wish for a well balanced meal with bacons :3

 

Granted, but you'll never eat anything else ever again, which includes the food, snacks, and candy that you enjoy.

I wish for an asteroid belt around our planet.

 

granted. But it's a bit tight and Earth-chan doesn't know how to remove it so a line across the entire world is crushed.

I wish I had animu powers

 

granted, you are part of the harem

i wish for maymays

 

They explode when you get them reeee

I wish that I had a kitten that was really cute but also protects me from shit without ever turning feral and attacking me

 

Wish granted. It overprotects you. Your city has now been killed by the kitten.

I wish for a slice of cheese

 

Wish granted- but someone steals it and then you get attacked.

I wish I didn't just see someone respond to this. -.-

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Wish granted. It's moldy. :/

I wish I responded faster. -.-

 

Wish granted. You respond before they even post the wish now, confusing everyone and being banned for witchcraft

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I wish for a piece of bread

 

Granted, it's mouldy

I wish for mould

 

Granted, your house is now covered in mold and you die.

I wish for a glass of water

 

Granted, it's so basic that it's deadly.

I wish for tomato soup.

 

granted. It's a bag of tomatoes mixed with milk and called soup.

I wish I could go back in time one day. >.>

 

granted, you dont get to choose when

i wish i was invisible

 

Granted. But it also makes you intangible and wipes you from everyone's memories. Did I mention you can't turn it off?

I wish life had a save and reset button. -.-

 

Granted, but the person you hate the most is the only one who can use them.

I wish for chocolate syrup.