Corrupt A Wish!

Granted, the put Dogovi out of it's misery and removes it all together.

I wish for a pony!

 

Granted, but it appears in space and its blood boils as it freezes.

I wish for a new scarf!

 

Wish Granted, but its not as comfy as you hoped it would be, mwhahahaha!

 

I wish I could avoid all work for 6 months.

 

Wish granted, although at the end of these six months you must make up all the work.

I wish for infinite knowledge

 

Granted, but it replaces all common sense, and you can only talk with smart words.

I wish for a laptop with atleast a 13 inch screen to be summoned on my kitchen table within 5 minutes that has can run all Triple-A titles on atleast mid-low settings at atleast 30 frames.

 

Wish Granted! The computer doesn't have a charging plug or port.

I wish for spicy memes

 

Granted, but they are reposted before you can use them. They have become the very thing they swore to destroy; bad memes.

I wish for my potato of a computer to have a better GPU and RAM. Seriously, I can run Rocket League at 30 frames on low, but can't run Minecraft with 30 frames (on low settings as well. rip).

 

Granted! Your computer becomes a literal potato, with excellent GPU and RAM embedded inside.

I wish for fidget spinners to be erased from the internet.

 

Granted! But you're erased with them.
I wish for the Lost Ark!

 

Wish granted, you get the Ark but it's lost so you can't find it.
I wish for dog food

 

Granted, you get cat food instead.

I wish for a weapon of the modern age that cannot hurt and/or kill me.

 

Wish granted, you get a knife, it can't harm you so it hires some one to kill you.

I wish for a waffle.

 

The waffle has anthrax in it. You die an excruciatingly painful death.

I wish for a friend.

 

Granted, but your new friend is a sadistic robot that eventually kills you
I wish that nii runes weren't so tedious to grind.

 

Granted, Nii Runes now drop by all enemies, but only at a 0.0000000001% chance. Ni Guardians still keep the guaranteed Nii Rune on death.

I wish for my princess to not be in another castle.

 

Granted, but the princess is still at the last castle, and the previous castle stages are replaced by insanely hard levels.
I wish that Salted could do a free dungeon weekend instead of a dxp weekend

 

Granted, but the day he announces the dungeon weekend all dungeons get removed.

I wish the holy code refactor

 

Granted, but on the day the code refactor happens, the doctor tells you that you can't play video games for the rest of your life.
I wish that the rest of the corrupted dungeons would come out so we could get op items for our builds.

 

Granted they do come out but you need to be level 101 to use the keys.
I wish a water bed filled with tea.